Solid argument you got there.  Its pretty clear you live up to your user name.  Sorry you’d like to sit at home and be a sponge the rest of your life.  Have fun when your unemployment runs out.

HE BELONGS IN A MUSEUM 

Barbara Billingsley from Leave It To Beaver. This is one of the best scenes from that movie.

ppl got no jobs and ppl got no money

Tears For Lower-Tiered Startups

Totally agree w/you. i have 12 and 5 year old vehicles that i bought cash and then am done w/it. I mostly want to replace my 12 year old Outback but only cause i am sick of it not because it doesnt work perfectly fine.

Do you like cars? I do too. And Freedom. Democrats have a 1 car per family rule that I just pulled directly out of my asshole. SAD! [99% of mouth breathing yokels insanely clap and cheer]

Slow car fast is actually the best way to live if you don’t go to the track. Too much horsepower on the street can be frustrating because you can’t use it.. either due to traffic or due to the probability of going to jail.

another option is mazda5 MPV

If it’s a solely a sales vehicle, why does it matter what criteria it meets (i.e don’t want a van “so what else is there?”). It’s essentially just a commuter. Buy a Mazda 3 or a BMW X2 or a Chevy Volt. Any small samples of roofing you have, and the brochures, and your clipboard, laptop, measuring tools, will all fit…

Fuck this goddamn thing. This is the only Bad Boys movie I’ll ever need. Yeah, motherfuckerrrrrr!

I remember when a Lauda Air 767 crashed because the thrust reverser activated mid flight. Boeing claimed that it was a recoverable error. Now Niki Lauda (yes, that Niki Lauda) could smell bullshit a mile away (and could do so ever since his F1 days), and challenged Boeing. He said that if that was true, he would host…

Ivan, what you want is the Japanese version of Peugeot, which is of course Mazda. Peugeot makes a wide range of cars from little hatchbacks up to executive wannabes, right? So does Mazda! A Mazda6 ticks everyone of your boxes. You can get a loaded Grand Touring model for well under your $5K limit and it will be quite…

“Get a minivan so that you drink less gas,”Toyota sienna gets 19/26 mpg.A Toyota highlander gets 21/29 mpg.Personally I would buy a minivan in a heartbeat if anyone in the US made one.The current crop of vans is in no way mini.Get me a Mazda 5 or 1st gen Sienna sized mini van and I will buy it.

One of the great, traumatic, “can’t unsee” moments from my childhood.

Cat-creatures with the faces of men, dancing just off Tannhauser Gate

Midnight
Not a sound from the audience
Has the film fried her memory?
She is sobbing alone
In the projection
The half chewed popcorn collect at her feet
And the reviewer begins to moan

Memory
All alone in the theater
She can smile at the old days
It was beautiful then
She remembers
The time she knew what happiness was
…

I’m happy to hear I’m not the only one with a rage boner for this commercial. The previous plugs for this stationary bicycle (only toddlers and assholes call it “spinning”) feature an insufferable gallery of young, blandly attractive rich assholes in the heat of orgiastic body narcissism were bad enough. Here, though,…