Not to be confused with his “I’ve just lost control over my bodily functions”/Oops! I crapped my pants face

*Right now in Ottawa, Sophie Trudeau is practicing ninja moves.*

Sad, but true. David Bowie: Dead. Dick Cheney: still alive.

AMEN!

Cable news rots your fucking brain. I haven’t watched any of it in a decade.

Or do the more responsible thing and stop “interviewing” them. Interview is in quotes because it isn’t an interview when the person being interviewed refuses to answer. Cooper should have cut his feed once he realized Gorka wasn’t going to say anything remotely true.

Not sure who pissed in ADDVanced’s cereal this morning...

Those seats look so much nicer than any of the ST/RS seats.

I brought that up. “Steve King is not racist”
ME: “If he is saying things that racists say and he believes things that racists then...”

Staffer: “He is not racist and I’m offended by this preconceived notion you have of him.”

Me: “I’m offended by the racist stuff he says”

All in all. It was fun. Call your congress…

Sadly, this is as close as many cyclists will ever come to wearing a yellow jersey…

All that gibberish you wrote up there was dumb and wrong, and you are a vile, stupid person.

As an Iowan, I called Steve King’s office a few months ago. It was after he made some of his random racist remarks. I ended up talking to a staffer and had a lovely 30 minute conversation where I simply asked “Why does Steve King say shit that you would find on white supremacists websites.”

Cue a long and angry…

2006 was the last year of them, so they’re certainly old these days. But every now and then you can find a good one for sale. Recently I saw a black one on CL by me for only $2k, had 140k miles and looked clean. But at 242k ours still runs like new, I may as well keep it and see how far she can go.

I’m not going to lie, Jalopnik membership not withstanding, I would rather an amateur auto shop than nosy religious zealot assholes any day. It really doesn’t matter what you are into, those are the kinds of people that make neighborhoods awful and negatively impact property values long-term.

Community typically grows…

Serious? WTF are you doing on this website?

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

What is truly amazing is that Christie still has a 17% approval rating. It’s a good way to think about Trump’s roughly 37% approval rating; there are people who so greatly identify with the outside figure who is not the “usual politician” that they will cling to these figures with such great force that even the most…

“We deeply apologize to Ms. Yamauchi and her son for this experience.”

Back in December 2015, I got my paper copy of zoom-zoom magazine and the full Mazda lineup was shown toward the back. Imagine my surprise when I saw “5-door passenger” as one of the body styles for the Mazda 6. I happened to be passing my local Mazda dealer not long after getting that, so I stopped in to ask about it.…

Y’know, I mean... Really, at what point do people just embrace their total ignorance? I know some people didn’t have the chance for a good education, but at what point do you just say “Fuck it, I LOVE not knowing what the fuck is going on!”?