I’d expect a 4,000+ lb verhicle with 180hp to be slow.

He just needs a Snickers.

Got Prince Harry’s dick on video.

Queen Elizabeth: Shotgun!

i saw a lot of beer.. and things are starting to get more awesome... wether i die or not remains to be seen

There’s a wrap for that!

This race is the most interesting I have seen in years!

Why would NASCAR kick him out? I mean, running tobacco seems like a nice spiritual successor to running moonshine. Wouldn’t that make him a NASCAR traditionalist?

More to do with the nearly immovable object he hit.

When your impact results in a fountain of dirt, it’s liable to be a big one on the G scale.

I think mine hit 5G once when I threw it out the window.

COTD

Sorry to hear it but these didn't look like regulars to me.

You can’t beat this one: “Quattro” written into the defroster wire.

No badge at all means you’re serious, because there’s no one around to read it where you’re going.

Land Rover badges are cool.

From the days when they didn’t need to specify, you just knew when you saw this badge:

Suggested new headline: 4 reasons why these cars are cooler than anything we will ever own.