outcast “coalitions” of two to four male lions don’t get to have sex with females until their take over a pride.

I will love him forever if he gives incriminating evidence on Ivanka.

Whatever. He gay.

Attention world:

. . . the President said “The wall is getting designed right now. A lot of people say, oh, oh, Trump was only kidding with the wall. I wasn’t kidding. I don’t kid. I don’t kid.”

America was relatively great.

And yet she works for a man and a party that clearly does not respect women at all. If you (general you) voted for or work Trump, you may not be outwardly racist, but at the very least, you are willing to turn a blind eye to it. Those types of politics absolutely reflect on the people who choose to vote under those…

We were engaged in a conversation. I did not approach her about it. She was making small talk and that nugget about a pet being just as much of a commitment as a child came up unsolicited and she was waiting for my response which I gave. I do not feel at all bad about what I said since it was said in a polite…

My mom and dad got separated while she was pregnant with me and divorced shortly after I was born. Dad got remarried and had 3 girls with wife number 2. I was a bit jealous until I got a call from her saying that dad was in jail for raping my sisters. Last week, 20 years later, I get a call from wife number 4 that he…

Why must everyone criticize Donald Trump?! It’s so unfair.

Hmm. Looks like airport security just didn’t have ... the guts.

I’ve thought about- just very calmly and politely -refusing to take Trump lemmings’ advice on anything. Like, say, your Trumpian SIL tells you to cover the roast with tin foil as it cooks: “Um, yeah, I’m going to google that, thanks.”

Trump went on to say at a rally this morning,

Am I the only one really confused by this vehement denial that he had “the sniffles”?! I mean, sorry dude, the whole world watched you twitch and sniffle--bad mic (?) or not, it wasn’t manufacturing the sound AND FACIAL MOVEMENT of man sniffling.

Damn, but your account is so heroic! Brought tears to my eyes...

I traveled to Europe in 1993 — at the very same time as the Balkan Wars! I was in the middle of it, in France, Germany and the Netherlands, a major player in that epic struggle for freedom. If the Serbs had found me, in Paris, they would have surely paraded my head on a spike down the streets of, I dunno, Lyon? The…