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Why: It's the best value you can get for the money. If you want the best hardware you can buy, the best customer support you can get, and the best OS support for the hardware, look no further. I suggest buying direct from Google to get the best experience, but I've had mine for almost a year now and I would buy it

Gaming the waze system is probably on the order of 730x faster then going through your local organizations to install a speed bumb.

This is actually important because it ties into something I've mentioned before, something that a lot of dating coaches and self-help columns won't tell you: at its core, dating is a numbers game. No matter whether you're Emma Stone, Idris Elba, Kerry Washington, or Charming Tater, you are inevitably going to have

The right answer is zero. These peasants need to be put in their place, amiright?

Shouldn't the Eagles' PR staff have some sort of policy against their players following other teams?

Now, those guys were wimps.


Can someone please explain to me how creationists claim there are no fossils to prove evolution? Either I'm totally missing something, or these fucking people have never opened a book in their life (except for one, obviously).

So let me get this straight. These people don't believe in evolution because it doesn't work like it does on the Pokemon cartoon?

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.

Until I hear from an actual doctor that this is a thing, there's no way I'm buying it.

I'm a barista in the Midwest. One of my coworkers started at Starbucks before coming to our shop; and had me in tears after he told me about a rednecky gentleman who came in to order one night. I guess this guy strode in and jovially, loudly asked him, "Hey man! Y'all got them, uh, caramel machetes here?!"

I like my gratuity grilled until it's tender. Please remember that for next time.

The beer battered mystery shopper may be related to an acquaintance of mine, who would not eat beer battered anything when she was pregnant. "Guys, I CAN'T have any beer, because the baby will get fetal alcohol syndrome"

That spinning cable clips through the arm's geometry. Derp.

Apparently the ambulance wasn't the only thing leaking fluids, amirite?

Is anyone really surprised that FSU girls have gotten really good at avoiding football players?

Heh. I eventually told him "I KNOW ACTUAL SOCIALISTS. THEY HATE OBAMA."

Democrats are cowards, refused to own up to their great accomplishments and ran away from the President for the past four years.