OR, you know... just learn how to read a tape measure. Hint: If you're using one that's cheap enough that you wouldn't hesitate to poke holes in the blade with a hole punch, you're probably doing it wrong.

If marking with the lines alone is a challenge, how likely is it you'll punch several dozen perfectly aligned holes?

Half-Life

Only Dog knows.

Deep frying also works.

Sorry, I know this is about grilling wings, which I often do, but there is no substitute for a vat of hot oil.

Baby Got BAC

Not if you live in the tri-state area on the East Coast. Here, Washington only means the state if the other person mentioned Seattle or coffee first. And there's lots of IT work here.

Here's my take on it: if Macklemore can't discuss or support gay issues, then what the fuck am I doing here? And what does that mean for poor Doug?

Holy shit this article is fucked up beyond recognition.

Here's the songs Wikipedia article:

An hour before the deadline.

Just as Macklemore has no right to speak for all of the gay community (which he has never claimed to be doing) Le1f also has no right to speak for all of the gay community (which he explicitly was doing in those tweets).

Not to downplay a big move, but Colorado to Washington isn't cross-country.

Quintuple bonded carbon?! Nice!

This seems to be a straight-up reaction to SimCity, really.

No no no no nno!!!! you BLOW on the cartridge! You pick it up blow on it while moving it across your mouth quickly! That's the ONLY WAY, you are all BLASPHEMERS!!!!

Nothing you actually wrote is true.

I miss Homestar Runner so goddamn much.

Great, a ViDock for a MacBook Air. A great way to make your video card run at half speed and turn your laptop into a tethered desktop, just for showing off "it could be done".