From the show Designing Women, season 3, episode 17, wherein Charlene gets engaged and is tested by her fiancé’s snooty family:

My comment isn’t fair, actually. Marie Antoinette had class and actually wasn’t the shallow spoiled tart society made her out to be. Linton tho...

Haha, I might jot down things to talk about (I know it seems silly). Otherwise, I’ll cross my fingers and hope to get antisocial business types.

Trump cheated on his first wife with his second wife.

“If you’re south of Canada, you’re in the south.”

Trust me, it was considered peculiar from day one. And the record exec in question was Frank himself (he owned Reprise Records). But it was done when Nancy’s recording career was white hot and Frank’s was in a lull (he even briefly retired a few years later.

Ironically, “Something Stupid” is probably Donald and Ivanka’s favorite record of all time (for all the wrong reasons).

Typical display of Alt-Right courage

Thanks for the encouragement. I do it for you!

One from the  Jerry-Netherland vaults:

He can’t do anything right.

I’m a librarian and I have a colleague (a 60-something fellow librarian) who is clueless about everything. When we start talking about politics or pop culture in our office, she just stares at us blankly, or asks ‘who’s that?’ or ‘what happened?’ Seriously - you are a LIBRARIAN! You’re supposed to know shit! I don’t…

Rich people are always the cheapest motherfuckers around.

Glenn Close in a movie musical!!!! shut up and take my money!!!!

I laughed so hard I fell off the sofa just now. Husband has questions: are they invading from space? Do they hide behind the moon? Where are these ladies of the night during the rest of the day? Does the sun never set on Kentucky? Do they come from a permanently dark planet? Why do they charge? How much do they…

I have pretty big nipples. They always look ready to cut glass. And I’m Canadian. There is nothing like a Canadian winter to ensure that my nipples are always ready to salute.

I know I’m a little late to the game, seeing as how it’s no longer Saturday night- but wanted to add a response to this. I’m a school social worker, so I deal with this kind of stuff on the school end all of the time. You are an awesome parent and your son is lucky to have you- believe me, I’ve seen my share of cases…

So my 13.5 year old son told us he is gay last month. We are totally good with this, and everything at home is fine- we told him we love him to pieces and support him totally. The kid came to the right place. But we’ve had our first bullying type episode- I found a vulgar, mocking sexual text on his phone from a kid…

I refuse to believe “Holliday Grainger” is a real person and not a character in some Kaufman meta story.