You’re talking about the Handmaid Tale one where we all are unwomen and not the Dark Tower one where we form a badass Ka-Tet and defeat the Crimson King right?

Gilead here we come!

Briefly, I don’t think I was suggesting that these women should be silenced or that they should never be allowed to talk publicly.

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

Being lectured by Ted Haggard about sin? What could possibly go wrong?

Ugh, I hate that. I have to close my window and reopen it to get that to knock off.

But the resturant did the right thing. They offered to seat the people somewhere else, offered them a free meal and then fired the guy. What else should they have done?

I don’t think you are actually changing their numbers when that happens. Restarting my browser fixes the problem for me.

Barack Obama is the last President of the United States. Like, ever.

I don’t even use his name if I can help it. Simply “45.”

For real, it may be petty as all get out but I don’t think I’ve ever called him the p-word. You’re right he’s lucky anyone types out his last name properly.

That’s how the gray life goes ;)

Why is that a plus? The restaurant apologized, fired the guy, and offered the offended parties recompense- why should they be punished? Because they made a bad hire? Does your boss pay fines because you’re a vindictive asshole?

He was a very quiet hardworking man who spoke with in very slow bariton voice. When he spoke it was usually something pretty funny otherwise he would have kept his thoughts to himself.

I want that selfie stick that’s shaped like an arm and makes it look like you’re holding a dude’s hand. I don’t really do selfies but I like imagining how weirded out people would be if I was toting that around snapping pictures of my self.

I have mixed feelings about publishing stories like this with the restaurant name where it was clearly a rogue waiter behaving against policy and human decency. Ideally the shitty server would be named

Speaking as a minority attorney that used to do some criminal defense work, I will literally defend anybody and rigorously. Including her, although I imagine she wouldn’t want me to be the one to defend her.

Someone needs to make a call to arms. I’m thinking a rabid mass descent of 1D fans on Mar A Lago would go down a real treat in my mind.

Remember when how insane we thought it was when the W’s WH brought in a gay male escort and gave him a press pass?