Wait, he still has TWO more books to finish, not one? Good lort, I don’t know if I can make it that long.

Customers ought to be grateful when I don’t punch them in the mouth with their attitudes.

I’ve had customers complain from the other side too, weirdly enough. Like, “what are you smiling about?!”

I’m sure he didn’t watch it at all. He either read that there was an altercation at the speech with a Trump supporter and nothing else sank in, or he was given a talking point by handlers that was intentionally misleading.

I really have little input on Donald’s marriages, but I can say that Marla is one of the nicest celebrity-type people I assisted at my last job. This was a few years ago, but she was just chatting happily about being on her way to her daughter’s college graduation, bummed because her data plan was running out, etc. If…

I was at Penn at the same time as Melker. Donnie was indeed a sad sack of a human being who peed everywhere and assaulted everyone. He belonged to the most rape-y of rape-y fraternities and comfortably communicated with his asshat brothers in the misogynist language of his father and...he just sucked. He really did…

Well, his human servant did say he was “having a bit of a grumble.” A delightfully British sounding phrase I intend to borrow.

I like the music and that there are no words being spoken in the entire ad. Donald should take notes - less talking more fading into the distance please.

The royal family does fly commercial. And I think, somewhat frequently, coach. Especially the younger members. I think people were freaking out somewhat recently that Kate took a commercial flight to an appearance in the Netherlands.

Who among us has not kept an eye on the last piece of pizza leftover from the celebratory “We pay you shit but here’s some lunch to keep you people from dragging us off and guillotining us” party management threw and thinking, “No one else is getting THAT before ME.”?

Phishiness* And true and untrue has some fucked up angles going for it. The fact it’s so unsurprising Trump would be embroiled in something like this should speak volumes - the fact that no one cares that it’s unsurprising should be damning for society.

“Little Katy”

French and English are both the official languages of Canada, so they are on most of our ‘official’ signs and packaging.

You greatly under-estimate his capacity for bullshit.

Between the human asshole that is Donald, an actual Weiner, and reminders of Bill’s inability to keep it in his pants, it has never been clearer why we need more women in power.

I’m curious if the VR tank one of the butchers mentioned plays into the discussions between Delores and Ford/Bernard. We interpret their meetings as disjointed, perhaps taking place within different timelines to explain the inconsistency of location and time, but what if they’re taking place in real time with the…

Now there’s a syndrome I can get behind!

I still like trump as Caligula. Caligua was a nickname - it means “little boots” - that a toddler Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus gained because he would stomp around in little army boots pretending to command his big shot daddy’s soldiers. Born into privilege and with delusions of grandeur that began young.