This. More Harris, less Evans, please. In fact, all Harris, no Evans.

Probably caused by improperly inflated tires due to the conversion of pounds per square inch to fathoms per furlong or whatever goofy measurement they have over there.

Must be dusty in here, I’ve got something in my eye . . .

I guess you could say they are not “friends” amirite

With all that leather, does he squeak when he walks that that SNL skit in the leather shop?

I ask anyone who reads this to continue and shower every day. Specially if you take public transportation or sit in a cubicle farm.

When I sold Hummers, and the H2 was popular (for that 22 month period in time) we had a resident alien (it’s important) customer come in, put a down payment for $25k on a truck, go through the paperwork and drive home, across state lines.

Wow, a sad day indeed for Sex and the City fans. RIP Sarah Jessica Parker.

Did Nazi that coming?

Meanwhile, if this had been Mary Barra, you’d write an article about what a bunch of out of touch shitheads GM are and how stupid they are for alienating potential customers. Then Reddit would make the story go viral, and GM would be inundated with Twitter and email harassment until they kowtowed and gave the guy a…

I believe the correct word for a group of Alfas is a “shop”