I saw this a million times, but now I realized the gay Clarkson is real - and he is presenting in the youtube channel Carbuyer the last couple months.

Oh, Germans, you did it again.

I could probably handle Jordan, in little doses. I could handle the Reid’s MS Office Spin assistant voice. And my brain is now very capable of tuning out Evans whenever his mouth opens.

a giant potato with horrible acne driving an FF to Ikea and calling it “MEGA MEGA awful lot of fun” certainly does not help

Thanks Ob...Merkel

Well, it can have a unicorn farting golden dust rainbows, I wouldn’t know, because ever since they started blocking VPN and I was forced to watch my regional Netflix library - which had available total of 5% of movies and 3% of TV series but for 100% of the price - I unsubscribed twice. Because once was not enough.…

as much as I hate to say it, if there is one guy less capable of doing a motoring show than Evans, its Reid.

didn’t he already test the LaFerrari? And even when he was on blacklist, he bought a new one - I don’t remember what was it except it was black.

I visited countries where this would be considered half empty. it is very terrifying. and the driver usually has at least a 10 inch pipe that he thoroughly enjoys while listening to a very loud and very “world” music doing impressive dance moves to the rhytm while he still manages to cook some dinner on his 12V…

what the....? they sent you an invoice for the flight? Fuck that. This is not a Lamborghini Veneno or some other rare shit that you would skip your son’s graduation to fly away for the chance to drive it 10 minutes.

Audi A8 W12 , or Phaeton

The taxi company that picks me up at Vienna airport uses hybrids and electric cars, they have a few of Model S and the S is definitely not a car that can handle the duty of a taxi. The car looked like shit on the inside and the drivers were not very happy about it either.

so last week he tweeted that if there is anything below 5 mil it will be a disappointment. And now it does not matter.

Sabine Schmitz would barely be able to sell blenders in informecials. Maybe mouth guards, because when she is on TV it has some serious damage to my teeth

Octavia, Golf and Seat Leon are basically the same cars, with the same technology, same equipment, same platform...

## edit - Mike redacted was faster, did not rad all the comments first :)

So, one day I walk around and I see some guy working on his old e34 and suddenly, my 1987 Sony Walkman stopped working. Dead batteries...

Evans would probably throw all of his toys on the ground and refuse to drink his soylent if Harris was part of the “big boy” team. One Has-Been and one guy from the Interwebz? Whats next, ugly guy from radio, the TV for ugly people?

is it just me or do the nice supercars like 675LT lose a lot of screen appeal when you see them for months being driven to teenager events by pimple faced slightly older kids who describe every trip to the gas station as - mega - mega - awful lot of fun adventure -

Reverse engineering means the same thing no matter if you try to reverse engineer a special sauce from a chef that does not want to tell you his secret recipe or find out how they are controlling the electronic differential. It actually requires the “engineering” part, no xray and scanner will tell you that.As I said…