Most of the soccer moms I know would choose a pool boy only in case it some new delicious ice cream sandwich

So we have here at least 2500$ worth of essential gear (one device out and the guy’s day is ruined), and it is toted around in a glorified napkin. For the price of that bag with rigidity of a mcdonalds takeway paper bag you could actually buy a bag that offers some level of , I don’t know, comfort, and a bit of…

every single time I see such “eseentials” that could provide for 5 people the means to build an empire, I have to think of the old joke I am not sure if I can translate to english, but I will try

but I am sure there is a stack of business cards (uncoventionally sized, of course), with a title like “Dream architect” or “Tea mixologist”

I can’t wait for September, when 5 poor presenters and 1 rich redhaired prick will be titled “Former Top Gear Presenter”

it is painful to watch how quickly they get old. Every few months they look 10 years older. 3 grumpy grandpas. it will be fun!

mildly annoying youtuber - other than DeMuro - Seenthroughglass covered that topic for a year.

I once bought a C class from the junge sterne program.

Mr. Ballaban, advocating for reading an article based on, well let’s grant it that status then, “article” from The Sun is nothing short of criminal.

well I can’t say I hate 4 cylinder engines, because in Europe I don’t really have a choice. The only V6 and V8 I drove were diesels, with exception of a petrol V6 in Honda Legend, but that car was bloody awful, and the engine ate grass alongside the road. 13-15 liters /100km is not something I want to pay for in a…

For us, tall people with bad back, I wish they would make the Sportsvan in GTI version...or at least something more exciting than 1.4TSI I have now, because I sure as hell will never buy a diesel (not because of dieselgate, I hate diesels since the French thought “hey, let’s fuck it up in passenger cars too” and…

oh, there are som rocks outside my house, I will go throw them around to feel like a man again.

so, an uncomfortable Golf R or RS3, I get it

I have to admit to a bad thing - I was in the Porsche Factory in Leipzig, Germany, where they build - well, better word is “complete” the Panameras, Macan and Cayenne (they don’t actually manufacture any parts there, just put the lego into final product). They have a nice building they call UFO, and a nice restaurant…

Probably less than the giant scratch on my car that cost 300 to repair for which I had to sleep on the couch as well for pointing out it could have been prevented if she would bother to look at the reverse camera feed on the central display.

they are so easy to apologize to, it is just way more expensive. For 50 EUR I can get a decent single malt, for 100 I can get a bottle that would excuse the scratch I made on my manager’s car.Whereas 100 EUR would buy tiny silver earrings that could not get me out of “I forgot to buy the special low sodium butter…

No, he said Third! Third is the important one.

What people confuse the most is regret and apology. This is rather strange concept for many people speaking english as 2nd language, it was confusing for me for years too, because for example in my home country the equivalent of I’m sorry is literally the same as I apologize and we do not distinguish between them, so…

LeBlanc does not give a flying fuck about anything but himself, and I am sure the minute he would be fed up with that ugly cunt he would step away even mid-season. He said on numerous times that he takes the jobs that make fun. Sometimes he thinks it is fun to take a role in a play that can’t fill up 30 seats in a…

E type in German racing white would be better, but nobody dares to call it that name anymore