In which NFL market is this not the case?

Goodell immediately opens an investigation into the Eagles' players for violating the competitive spirit of the game, then tacks on a random fine on Kelce for saying something specific in a way that could possibly be connected to another player.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

This is exactly like the fourth season of The Challenge where CT was accused of cheating on the elimination competition, but then we all realized it was more like Teen Wolf.

I don’t know, could have used a few Karate Kid references, or a least a story about his buddy SkoalCan losing at blackjack.

You could take off Brady’s skin and find out that he wasn’t a human, but a robot programmed to play football and Patriots fans would be like “Who’s to say robots can’t play football these days? Why doesn’t anyone talk about all the other jobs that robots are taking over? It’s all just a witch hunt because everyone’s…