except you’re a pussy and would never do something like that in real life

wrong. stick your dick in crazy, just makes sure it’s the one time and she doesn’t have your phone number. problem solved!

you sound like david spade’s character from grandma’s boy

black people think all white people are scared of them? being a white dude, that’s news to me. but hey, you must be black so i’m not allowed to bring up the subject of blacks stereotyping all whites into the role of hate monger, lest you get triggered and have to retreat to your safe space. fuckin ridiculous.

waaaaaaah

waaaaaah I didn’t like to read something that I don’t agree with, waaaaaaah. grow the fuck up, shake it off and move on to the next article filled with comments that will “trigger” you. shove that safe space right up your ass, you fucking clown shoe

Whiny Fuck Who Can’t Control Himself Tries to Write Whiny Article Because He is a Bad Person

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you’re one sick puppy to call a guy a predator then call a child beautiful and comment on how you hope she hasn’t had plastic surgery, that she’s “natural”

Just know your tax dollars are going towards some asshole in a uniform stacking 9,000 minibaggies into neat piles just to take a picture for the paper.

Fake. A’s don’t match in the signature versus the rest of the letter. Yet another stupid parent faking some stupid shit so they can brag about how funny their stupid kid is on Facebook.

refresh the license and you’ll be fine

cool story bro

“The people who have vilified me have not taken the time to find out the evidence they weren’t spoon fed,” he said.

when fucking with people you don’t know goes wrong.

everything about that woman says “Crazy Assed Discount Sofia Vergara Wannabe Bitch”

If that’s what it looks like going in...I don’t want to know what it looks like coming out.

i can absolutely think of reasons why getting your picture taken by doucher photographers would push someone to violence. that being said, there’s two exceptions to the rule:

the other day i got thrown into a lobby with whiteboy7thst, I got my camera and ay ee thang!

THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD MAKE ME A BIGGER DICK IS IF I WAS CHEWING ON AN APPLE