ah yesh, the time honored tradition of getting schooled until one resorts to cheese wagon junior high level insults. there was a kid i went to school with named andrew halladay, and that penis schnitzel’s comeback for everything was “yeah? you’re cool”

username checks out. go jerk off into your man bun, qweeb

Fuck off, we don’t want your bullshit here in the Great White North. 

he deserved it for being a fat liar. no sympathy here for porker pitchford

you reap what you sow, fat boy. this was karma for aliens:colonial marines

here’s one i’m buying off a friend:

that is just such a strange looking line, and the interiors of this era of mustangs were cramped, swoopy and not comfortable at all. also, the fucking squeaks and rattles.

your username made me realize again that i wrote off my baby last week, and makes me goddamn sad

that is one ugly tatty. congrats on your book, hope she goes well but daaaamn what were ya thinking lol

shoulda went with john’s older band:

sucking a mean dick is a talent, yea

“iss a twansfoamah”

once bought a recliner from a garage sale. put it in the back of my ford ranger, and tied down the tonneau cover because it wouldn’t close over the chair, my stupid ass took a corner too hard and the tonneau cover ripped off the truck and cracked to pieces when it hit the road. i still have the chair but that ranger…

fell down the side of a garage from the top of a fence as a kid and cut the shit out of my back from the glass in the stucco. broke my ring finger on my right hand playing football with my dad as a kid, healed effed up so now it’s crooked. broke my nose playing soccer in junior high, then again a few more times as a…

looks like my cat’s fatter brother haha

this is why

easy for you to say when you still have all your teeth.

those spock eyebrows are freaking me out