I’m sorry, but half of what makes anime great are the locales. Real life simply doesn’t even come close.

Dear man with scarf:

Most times though, he looks like this. By “this”, I really mean “kind of weird”. That dude makes some really weird faces.

Kylie: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING SHOES IN MY BED?

I had a paper route, mowed lawns and shovelled snow. All that money went to video games, movies and candy.

Back in the 1700’s when I was 17 years old, I used to work at a Petro-Canada in the full serve section. It was fucking terrible. I had to sit in this little hut out by the pumps in minus 30 weather with a tiny little space heater that never worked properly. One night about a half hour before my shift was over, a…

Totally. I played the beta and that was enough for me to decide not to get the game.

Because morons like Sarkeesi the schteezy and Zoe “Five Guys and Fries” Quinn. That’s why.

Glad to see people would rather stop and take a picture than stop to see if the naked/most likely raped woman walking all listless down the middle of the road was okay.

The interior looks like Tron blew a load all over the dash!

I saw that on mushrooms the first viewing. Would not recommend.

He won’t last all twelve years.

I saw a whole lot of Mazda 3 in this car.

Obvious troll is obvious.

You just know someone is going to glue a “marital aid” to that thing at some point.