Now known as Dr. Charton.

Ah, so this is the app the marines use in Aliens to record their adventures.

"The house has a regular old basement which you can use to store your wine or old TVs, not any cleavers or corpses."

Hmmm… that's basically the Green Knight story, never heard of this version.

Fine, take away JTS. But don't you dare touch Nuke The Fridge!

"Stop me oh-oh-oh stop meeeeee…

Still convinced she was grown in a lab. I mean GODDAMN.

“Judy Greer is a fantastic actress and I feel kind of like I was cheated by not getting to use her performance in the film.”

"So give me coffee and Green Screen… Hiiiisstoryyyyyy"

I WAS IN JUNIOR HIGH, DICKHEAD!

Oh man, now there's no way he can play Kyle MacLachlan's older brother in a movie.

It's time for you to get out of the house and join the real world, Internet. Maybe get a job or go to school somewhere. Internet… are you listening to me?

See, no matter how much of a dweeb you look like in real life, once you put on that outfit, you're a badass. No wonder the nerds love it!

This man has done amazing work, and you gotta go and use a screenshot from THAT MOVIE. Come on, now.

Nope.

"This stuff is just beamed out all over the fucking place. You just gotta know how to grab it. See, I know how to grab it."

Blue Sky on Mars and In Reverse are nothing to be ashamed about, though. Especially In Reverse.

"(Trainor appeared in the show’s pilot before being replaced by Anne Bloom for the show’s first season, but returned in the second.)"

I have honestly never heard of another Stiller sibling until this article. Wow.

This article is making me imagine a Kardashian/Mortal Kombat Krossover.