Don’t sleep on Elaine Welteroth. This could actually be better than the original. 

It’s cute.

I’m honestly baffled how you could interpret it the way they’re running with it - i mean, I get it. Because they want the fight. They want women to be attacking each other so they’re not attacking them. But like - Jesus. I feel for both these women in this instance, and for people putting fights on them that neither…

I mean. Holy hell.

I’m quite sure you’re familiar with the infamous pic of him bent over the bed? I mean... yes.

The last time I got a hickey was from this older guy who was visiting from Europe. We (gay) went to Saks for concealer because it was close. The guy working the counter gave us such grief, and it was honestly one of the funniest things I’ve experienced in my adult life because the hi-low of hickeys, saks, and this…

No, that’s Alden Ehrenreich. I remember reading somewhere that production on Han Solo got delayed because they had to bring in acting coaches to try and make him better because he was so unwatchable. And yet - the final product...

Okay but A Simple Favor confused the hell out of me tonally, but I left so satisfied. And she was pretty amazing in it. She’s kind of underrated? I think Bobby’s review of The Shallows was spot on. She’s a good actor.

Holy shit. I went and clicked through because of what you said. That is... something. 

Seriously - I thought the bagel sounds good. Fight me.

ew wtf go away bryan

Pratt? I’m unfamiliar.

Absolutely. He’s currently leading Hemsworth for my #1 Chris spot, so, yeah. Bring it on.

IDK - I’m cautiously optimistic? Like her or not, Gaga has lots of raw star power, and also has proven herself a far better actress than almost any other singer.I think this could be really good, and I’m (very secretly, not telling any friends) kind of excited.

IDK - I’m cautiously optimistic? Like her or not, Gaga has lots of raw star power, and also has proven herself a far better actress than almost any other singer.I think this could be really good, and I’m (very secretly, not telling any friends) kind of excited.

The faintest bit of Evergreen and I go nuclear. What a shit song.

She is 77 years old. SEVENTY SEVEN. 

Wait, this isn’t Kim Richards stretched out? These people all look the same.

Wait - she’s photoshopped in here... right? Like, she’s not in the same room as those people? What is happening here?