Laughably off. They usually take 100% of any purported gross wages and build from there, as if no one has any living expenses, agents/managers/attorneys/PR fees, taxes, etc. 

“You smell like a roll of nickels” lives rent-free in my mind.

But she was nominated last year?

Alexis isn’t exactly a Jennifer Coolidge impersonator. Part of the reason she gets invited to fashion shows is because she does pretty incredible transformations to a variety of notable people. Her best known work was showing up as Mrs. Doubtfire for Balenciaga.

It’s a good list, although I would guess they’d nominate Michelle Williams over Armas.

It would be nice if a celebrity once came forward about their child’s nepotism work and said, “honestly they’re bad and got the job because of me, but what are you going to do”.

He also threw in some great comments about how they (his viewers) needed to be scared because all teachers were single women and so they were indoctrinating the children with their liberal wanton lady ways. He’s a real buttplug.

Truly. She lived in her rage in a way that I was really blown away by. It’s a great performance. I’m so sad to hear what she’s dealing with now.

Thank you for the idiotic laugh I just made.

Nope. You got it right. 

Penelope Cruz was nominated for an Oscar just last year for the Almodovar film Parallel Mothers. She’s not exactly been MIA.

Honestly, I think if Brittany Murphy had worked for longer she’d have won major awards. She was extremely special.

I recently watched Thoroughbreds, which was the movie Anton Yelchin finished shooting days before he died. He was great.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who stared at the header image wondering why Carrie Underwood was involved in this and why she’d been styled so cheaply for the Derby.

So much Subway.

Part of me loves the cliches. I’ve been drowning myself in kdrama romances lately because the world and it absolutely takes me out of the moment when there’s a flashback showing that the main characters actually met before several times because they are Meant To Be.

It’s not - the church in question is in Texas, and this one is in Winnipeg.

It is wild to me that Talulah Riley went from being married to Elon Musk to dating Thomas Brodie-Sangster. Talk about a pendulum swing.

Calling Richard Feinstein just an accountant is misleading though. He’s not down at the H&R Block doing your taxes. He’s been business manager for huge musicians like Madonna and Maroon 5. That absolutely gives you sufficient resources and connections to have 30 legs up on your normal person.

The sailor suit is a suit that William wore to a Trooping in the 80s. It was absolutely a publicity gimmick, but I don’t mind.