Wait Ali’s a college professor now? Lolololol Marleneeeeeeeeee

After the past few ones I was actually pleasantly surprised. Having 3 really good performances, and a few alright ones is the best ratio I’ve seen in a while. Also, Snatch Game is generally awful? Sometimes I’ll go back and rewatch them and they’re definitely never as good as memory would tell me.

My favorite line from Anna Karenina.

I don’t really know very much about this family, but for some reason what I do know of Kris Jenner is it possible that she arranged for the whole child/cheating thing to happen within 48 hours of each other? For ratings? Or, is my mind just rattled with conspiracy theories because I read too many political tweets.

Same. He’s bad for both women and gay men.

She literally has Tessa Thompson in her vagina. ARE YOU TROLLING US? DON’T PLAY WITH MY HEART LIKE THIS.

Okay but honestly after 14 years of being on Facebook and having a smartphone for 10 years I keep dreaming of getting one of these and embracing my inner luddite. It all sounds so simple.

Was eating when reading; gagged.

I’m pretty sure one of the scheduling considerations was her pregnancy, because they wanted the birth to happen before the wedding. She’s due in the next two weeks.

I’ve never been into Ryan, but I will admit to being totally down for younger Marco Rubio. Still - you’re right on about Ryan. He’s being eaten from the inside out. Yaaaaaaaaaay.

He’s definitely looking rough around the edges.

You know, I thought having the room spin while I was looking at drag queens was in my past, but I’ll give it a try. Thanks!

It’s not even that close. PhiPhi saw Asia perform and asked if she could use the name, but it’s not a stereotypical mother/daughter pair.

AKA how I know I’m not artful. I just wanted to see the damn clothes. Fortunately! You can find them.

That’s the best she’s looked in over a year. Her face isn’t its normal melty self.

I looked this up, because I had forgotten he was married. Apparently his wife is named Lara and she is the host of a show they post on his campaign Facebook page called “Real News Update”. I hate these fucking people.

Considering how widely lauded her performance was, and the awards and acclaim she brought the show, Claire Foy deserves a giant bonus. She was brilliant, and I’ll miss her.

That song slays me, and the fact that I listen to it regularly is a level of masochism that needs to be studied. I agree about the singing though, and think if they are smart at all they need to bring in Tracie Friggin Bennett to dub everything.

It’s true. If I see a Styles article on Jez, I think of you. You’ve done it! Now, get that glitter suit and live your best life.

She made Beyond the Lights great. Also, that episode of Black Mirror. She just has just a gorgeous and expressive face.