Also, he’s fucking 65- he was a young man in the 80s and 90s. Let’s stop pretending that he came of age in 1910. This fucker knew what he’s doing. He’s a pig who abuses his position to sexually assault young women. And this was happening recently. That statement is shameful, and I expected better from Lisa.

Hold up- I hadn’t heard Harder was still going after Gizmodo. And multiple cases apparently, including Jez, Anna and Emma specifically? Where the hell have I been? And also- fuck him

Sploosh

Awww, good. I was worried you might be upset I was coming for your gig.

I haven’t. I’ll track it down though.

Every time I think of Faye Dunaway I think of this clip:

God that second poster is perfection. The capitalization of IS. The B movie design. I want it framed in my house. 

Good. I have a complaint. That fucknut Kushner bought his way in over more deserving students.

Thank you for reminding me when the greatest source of daily tension in my life was seeing that one fucking PT Cruiser in my hometown and wondering why someone would buy it. I was so naive. I was so lucky.

Thank you. There’s enough shit to actually be upset about that brushing this off as her just being bad at her job is helpful. I’m going back to my coffee now.

My grandmother wore them when she got older and couldn’t handle a full heel, but was going to be damned if she got caught in flats.

This is the best damn thing ever. We should pool our money and buy ad space during her show and just have this play everyday.

Just so we’re clear, I’m no-ing the remake. not saying, fuck you, I’ll remake it if I wanna.

No.

I miss seeing her weekly. What a gem.

He looks like Lifetime Brand Dennis Quaid on the screengrab.

I watched Neo Yokio this weekend and was DELIGHTED when Tavi Gevinson became a hikkokomori. I have to fight that impulse daily.

I day-dream of publicly shaming these asshats when I accidentally run into them. This whole thing is chipping away at my sanity, I swear. Earlier I began to suspect that I’d actually died already and everything that’s happened since was some Sartre-bullshit. What if a Trump presidency is actually the afterlife. This…

Oof- been there. Was up to 60oz by noon. I had to go through terrible withdrawals, then abstained for a while. After a month or so, one sleepless night and I’d be right back on the same cycle. I’ve been able to be a little more moderate lately, and switched to an aeropress from French press hell, which seems to help…