Honestly, this looks like a spoof that Funny or Die would do on AHS. As excited as I am to see Alison Pill working again, it just all looks ridiculous and like, joyless silliness. SMDH.

Yes! The chop shop guy with the outlaw name, Jesse James. Celebrities, they’re just like us! They accidentally date assholes too!

Honestly I gagged, and not in the good way

AKA the best kind. Shine bright and crazy for a month and burn out. Remember Tila Tequila? Back when we thought only crazy people were Nazis, and not like, WAY TOO MUCH OF THE COUNTRY?

I doubt she does. It’s just an answer. Control freaks who are paranoid about paparazzi don’t drink.

IDK - I’m half of a mind that the breathless, “WTF DID TSWIFT JUST POST A SNAKE?!?” articles and everything else generates even more publicity than if she just straight up posted a snake. It started generating interest and got people hitting refresh on her account, waiting for more. Sometimes leaving a question is…

Honestly, she handled that all brilliantly. I love her, and she absolutely deserved that win. She’s not my favorite RuGirl or winner, but she really did destroy AS2

Well- that sent me down a rabbit hole. Thanks, internet.

Right - When she was the Knight of the Laughing Tree

I needed this! Emma Stone gif please, best news ever!

The kind where you press play on your itunes and spend the rest of the evening looking at yourself in the fucking mirror.

It’s a cross between Allison Williams’ youth, Brooke Shield’s eyebrows, and Angie Harmon’s jawline and politics.

literally

This is actually a perfect drawing of what Tom Brady looks like on the insides.

This is my wish for the entire klan of them. That they become pariahs, relegated to doing ribbon cuttings for new walmarts in rural Alabama.

What the hell world are we in? I woke up convinced it would have passed. Thanks, John McCain?

Yeah, almost feels like a marketing tie in for the new season- at least Hot Pie could still be fun in 5 years

Anyone else watch Harlots? Finished the first season still not knowing whether I liked it, but happy to see it was renewed?

Cruz is a pariah, but I hear you.

I agree with you that he’s certainly rolled over a number of times and his criticism have been wasted, but I also think that one thing about the Senate is that they are fiercely loyal to each other. Axing Sessions would be a serious issue for his friends in the Senate, and I think it would really lose a lot of the…