Duh! Should’ve just put it in Full Self Driving mode and let the truck worry about everything! I don’t know why they even have glass windshields these days, they could just have a camera and a display inside the cockpit.

Or two FSD Teslas hitting each other.

Once again, dedicated and hardworking scientists grapple with the question that really lies at the basis of all research: what can I link my work to which will get me a grant?

You’d want to pull up next to random pedestrians and gravely say, ‘Get in. Da boss wants to talk to youse.’

Except that Musk is vastly richer than Trump, which, being the single and only measure of a person in that orbit, makes Trump feel inferior.

Maybe it’s an American thing, but placing the blame on ‘it’, ‘the dealership’, throughout doesn’t help anyone. Specific *people* were responsible. Name them, shame them, and get them out of the car business.

It seems like a weak loophole. Isn’t the standard usually that, if you say you weren’t driving, you either give up the driver or you take the punishment yourself? And if you say you sold the car, you either identify the buyer or you take the punishment until they process the change of ownership? I think the police and…

As long as he instantly disables the Twitter app on iPhone and Android at the same time, I’m fine with that.

The booker was probably taken in because Schneider’s agent advertises him as “Robert S.” with a really poor-quality headshot.

I guess their lack of environmental access will ensure that it will soon be summer forever.. the hottest, stickiest summer of your life.

I don’t understand - shouldn’t he have been applauded as a hero, due to all of the lives his loud pipes saved?

The simple answer is for De Santis to sign legislation that states that the beaches *aren’t* eroding, and that will be the end of that.

Ludicrous incompetence from Tesla. GM had the 45-pound tungsten cube issue licked in the 50's! When we were young, we’d drop 45-pound tungsten cubes on each other just to say good morning! Has Musk learned nothing from other car makers?

Take an identical RV, cover it with left-wing/pro-Biden signage, send both of them down the road in convoy, and see which the cops pull over.

I consider myself firmly middle-class, and I can’t conceive of giving a first time driver a new vehicle. Something small, thoroughly used, handed down multiple times and with bodywork which looks like Mickey Rourke, yes.

40% of Americans: “I daily drive a competition-grade sled-pulling truck and treat the throttle like an on-off switch, *but* I get better mileage than a Saturn V rocket, so that’s ‘pretty good’”.

If security was truly the concern, just delay the release of the information by 24 hours.

I recall a rumour that the first road-going Jaguars with disc brakes had a badge on them to *warn* other drivers that they could stop so much quicker.

I had a manager fly from Ontario to Tennessee for what he thought was a routine business trip to the head office, only to have his laptop taken off him and be told to leave the building. They even cancelled his return flight.

I hope Uber blacklists his entire zip code, and displays a message blaming him for a ‘general area of highetned danger to drivers’ whenever anyone tries to schedule a ride to or from.