Ludicrous incompetence from Tesla. GM had the 45-pound tungsten cube issue licked in the 50's! When we were young, we’d drop 45-pound tungsten cubes on each other just to say good morning! Has Musk learned nothing from other car makers?

Take an identical RV, cover it with left-wing/pro-Biden signage, send both of them down the road in convoy, and see which the cops pull over.

I consider myself firmly middle-class, and I can’t conceive of giving a first time driver a new vehicle. Something small, thoroughly used, handed down multiple times and with bodywork which looks like Mickey Rourke, yes.

40% of Americans: “I daily drive a competition-grade sled-pulling truck and treat the throttle like an on-off switch, *but* I get better mileage than a Saturn V rocket, so that’s ‘pretty good’”.

If security was truly the concern, just delay the release of the information by 24 hours.

I recall a rumour that the first road-going Jaguars with disc brakes had a badge on them to *warn* other drivers that they could stop so much quicker.

I had a manager fly from Ontario to Tennessee for what he thought was a routine business trip to the head office, only to have his laptop taken off him and be told to leave the building. They even cancelled his return flight.

I hope Uber blacklists his entire zip code, and displays a message blaming him for a ‘general area of highetned danger to drivers’ whenever anyone tries to schedule a ride to or from.

Is that more pieces than frames it appears on screen for?

It would also help if they would wipe existing reviews when the seller radically changes the product description and other details. It’s a common tactic to get good reviews on a dud product, and explains why you read so many reviews which seem to refer to a different product.

Jesus’ robe was only divided into *four* pieces - another one-up by Trump!

Physically in the US, on sale in Canada. Priced above market to make sure that one specific buyer picks it up, imports it, removes... *something* from the rocker panels and sells it on quick?

As a Tesla designer, I suspect you go home and gloat over your collection of design awards as you ignore the cries of the injured - you leave boring, unaesthetic things like ‘safety’ and ‘practicality’ to the so-called engineers, who you don't mix with.

Of course, we know *one* NY property developer who could drive a car into a crowd of protestors on Fifth Avenue and get paraded around shoulder-high...

Hmmm... engine and transmission swap into an Ultima?

What? Are you *crazy*? WHAT ABOUT RESALE???? I hope you at least did endless research into what colours and options would hold the most value during your *stewardship* of the car? I bet you even let people wear their shoes in the car.

“You have failed me, and you have failed the Yakuza. I order you to go and close the trunk of my Cybertruck.”

“Greg Mafia? Those guys love me, used to work closely with them in New York back in the day.”

Part of the toxicity of the MAGA crowd is the default assumption that anyone with a non-European surname must have questionable legal status, where there’s no evidence that any of the people in question have any less right to live and work in America than Melania and her parents.

You forget to ‘just ask questions’ about whether Hunter Biden has ever driven across this bridge, and if not, then why - what did he know, and when?