And Republican politicians’ speeches.

“Them good ‘ole Duke boys weren’t gonna let the absence of the bridge hold them back from gittin’ where they wanna go, no sirreee..”

And gas will go up when they re-open it, due to ‘market uncertainty’.

“No, we won’t sentence you to death. We aren’t saying we won’t put you into gen-pop with ‘TRAITOR’ tattooed on your forehead, while a series of unforeseeable security lapses leave you unsupervised in the shower with a box of pre-sharpened spoons and the cameras turned off.”

“Violet Crash” is my new Suicide Girls stage name.

It’d be a really deep cut if the surname was also a nod to Angelina Jolie’s ‘Salt’.

I thought ‘emotional sensitivity’ was a euphemism for ‘embarrassment’, because owners are either going to be mistaken for footballers in the UK or rappers in the US.

Not surprising, given that SovCits refuse to respect the cops’ authoritah whereas the others openly worship them.

Justin Trudeau might be available soon, and given that the Constitution is now more of a set of prompts for political word games than an absolute, there shouldn’t be a problem getting him on the ballot. He might also open a few eyes among those who thing Joe Biden’s policies are ‘socialist’.

If it started off with a mass murder / expulsion of everyone in Austin, LA and San Francisco, it might be more plausible.

Huh - Jim Caviezel starred in series where he was the only sane man, persecuted by nameless, arbitrary forces in a surreal landscape where he was increasingly out of step with everyone around him, with only his own beliefs to sustain him.

It’s a stealth remake of ‘Attack of the 50ft Woman’, with a genetically-enhanced ScarJo crashing majestically through the trees with Chris Pratt crushed between her teeth.

The lead picture made me wonder if he hit the helicopter while it was still airborne, perhaps Die Hard style.

It’s more profitable to force the sale and make a buck off inside knowledge of who’ll get the contract.

“Other users with similar genetic markers to yours report themselves as wanting to renew their subscriptions.”

Any time, any place - except during the many, many hours he’s going to spend in court this summer.

Apparently, even rolling film doesn’t mean we’re going to get to see the movie, if there’s a tax break to be had.

Well, that’s the ship that’s sailed in the US. Rest of the civilized world - why *should* you have this weapon. US - why *shouldn’t* you have this weapon.

I still expect the following - the Supreme Court & their lower-court cronies will delay any sale until Emperor Donald can be crowned in January, then He can sign an executive order requiring it to be sold to Truth Social for a dollar. And don’t say it isn’t legal, legal is what the Supreme Court says is legal.

I guess, if you’re already in the market for stolen goods, the legal background of the seller isn’t much of a concern. At least, an eleven-year-old is less likely to be an undercover cop on a sting operation.