And Republican politicians’ speeches.

“Them good ‘ole Duke boys weren’t gonna let the absence of the bridge hold them back from gittin’ where they wanna go, no sirreee..”

And gas will go up when they re-open it, due to ‘market uncertainty’.

“Violet Crash” is my new Suicide Girls stage name.

It’d be a really deep cut if the surname was also a nod to Angelina Jolie’s ‘Salt’.

I thought ‘emotional sensitivity’ was a euphemism for ‘embarrassment’, because owners are either going to be mistaken for footballers in the UK or rappers in the US.

Not surprising, given that SovCits refuse to respect the cops’ authoritah whereas the others openly worship them.

Justin Trudeau might be available soon, and given that the Constitution is now more of a set of prompts for political word games than an absolute, there shouldn’t be a problem getting him on the ballot. He might also open a few eyes among those who thing Joe Biden’s policies are ‘socialist’.

If it started off with a mass murder / expulsion of everyone in Austin, LA and San Francisco, it might be more plausible.

The lead picture made me wonder if he hit the helicopter while it was still airborne, perhaps Die Hard style.

It’s more profitable to force the sale and make a buck off inside knowledge of who’ll get the contract.

Apparently, even rolling film doesn’t mean we’re going to get to see the movie, if there’s a tax break to be had.

Well, that’s the ship that’s sailed in the US. Rest of the civilized world - why *should* you have this weapon. US - why *shouldn’t* you have this weapon.

I guess, if you’re already in the market for stolen goods, the legal background of the seller isn’t much of a concern. At least, an eleven-year-old is less likely to be an undercover cop on a sting operation.

Keep this quiet, but I’m thinking of patenting an idea of replacing the on/off switch under the throttle pedal with some sort of analogue/digital control system which allows the driver to modulate the amount of power delivered by the drivetrain in a proportional manner... I know, wild, right?

I guess, if your car isn’t woke, then it’s a sleeper...

Hmm...

I recall how, in the Fifties, the US would test early nuclear weapons in the desert by building standard American homes and populating them with mannequins to study the effects of blast, heat and radiation.

‘Ares’? Are they being lazy, or is Gal Gadot going to pop up at the last moment, murder him, and wink into the camera saying ‘How many more times do I have to do this?’.

I expect a terse, superior tweet stating, “I clearly meant 60 *meters* per hour. The mistake in assuming I meant imperial measurements was *yours*”.