The lead picture made me wonder if he hit the helicopter while it was still airborne, perhaps Die Hard style.

It’s more profitable to force the sale and make a buck off inside knowledge of who’ll get the contract.

Apparently, even rolling film doesn’t mean we’re going to get to see the movie, if there’s a tax break to be had.

Well, that’s the ship that’s sailed in the US. Rest of the civilized world - why *should* you have this weapon. US - why *shouldn’t* you have this weapon.

I guess, if you’re already in the market for stolen goods, the legal background of the seller isn’t much of a concern. At least, an eleven-year-old is less likely to be an undercover cop on a sting operation.

Keep this quiet, but I’m thinking of patenting an idea of replacing the on/off switch under the throttle pedal with some sort of analogue/digital control system which allows the driver to modulate the amount of power delivered by the drivetrain in a proportional manner... I know, wild, right?

I guess, if your car isn’t woke, then it’s a sleeper...

Hmm...

I recall how, in the Fifties, the US would test early nuclear weapons in the desert by building standard American homes and populating them with mannequins to study the effects of blast, heat and radiation.

‘Ares’? Are they being lazy, or is Gal Gadot going to pop up at the last moment, murder him, and wink into the camera saying ‘How many more times do I have to do this?’.

I expect a terse, superior tweet stating, “I clearly meant 60 *meters* per hour. The mistake in assuming I meant imperial measurements was *yours*”.

Nothing, it’s just hurr-durr driverbro shitting on other peoples’ hard and well-meaning work for clicks.

The text clarifies that the airbag was for the pedestrian’s benefit, not the driver’s.

Odds on this being the fault of 1) Immigrants 2) Joe Biden 3) Hunter Biden 4) ANTIFA 5) Liberal media 6) Access to abortion?

How can that be constitutional in modern America, the home of ‘in case shit goes down’? Surely, every Floridian dons their bulletproof along with their board shorts, flip flops, handgun, backup piece and assault rifle every time they leave home - you can’t hold that against them if they just happen to spontaneously co…

This has got to be some kind of KLF/Banksy calculated provocation, right? Does anyone remember Dismaland?

Recovery hitch for your xxx-treme track activities.

What I think is important here is, what do we mean by a good driver? Different people have different priorities. Generalizing, many young men mean the fastest, the most intimidating, most badass driver. Young women might be more interested in getting from A to B without incurring enough damage to disable the vehicle.

Don’t forget that also, because he had a buzz on, he was kinda floppy when he landed and didn’t get busted up so bad :-/

The original weighed 1631 lbs / 740 kg. What’re the odds that this will weigh double that?