The cherry on top of my most recent visit to Toronto Pearson was clearing US Immigration as I left. The officer was possibly the dullest, most dead-eyed person I’ve ever come across, but I gave my usual cheery greeting and displayed my ready documention.

What’s a Telsa?

Hmm.. on the one hand, cops pulled down an extra $155M in sweet overtime last year, and on the other hand they sabotaged the trial of a robot meant to deprive them of that by not letting it do anything. I, for one, see no connection between those facts.

Don’t give Elon ideas - he’s going to realise in the shower that the sidewall doesn’t even touch the ground, and immediately mandate that the very next truck out of the factory must have those crazy air-less honeycomb tires, regardless of cost or any testing.

Would it be simpler to just bypass the old-fashioned and trouble-prone ‘voting’ process and turn American elections into straight auctions? Highest bidder wins, but the caveat is that *all* of the bid amounts are collected and re-distributed to the most needy without any input from the winner.

depending on who translated the article, means he wanted to write a scene where his character slaps a fish or forced set builders to sleep in their cars out of COVID precautions

I have to wonder if ol’ Dave didn’t fancy that $80M being divided equally four ways... maybe 41/13/13/13.

Is that a historical reference, or do you just have a remarkably spicy opinion about Ms. Curtin?

What does ‘opens new tab’ mean in the Reuters text?

There was an Apprentice-era episode of Top Gear where the hosts each had to pick the Trumpiest car they could think of and drive it to New York for His approval, but I forget whether The Great Pretender actually drove any of them.

Marjorie Taylor-Greene: look, I made this deepfake of three Hunter Bidens pleasuring me in gruesome and imaginative detail. I want it entered into the Congressional record!

You think this selfish doorknob could follow the rules on a track any more than he can on the road? Sooo boooring, maaan!

If I need a tiny elephant fix, I just watch Sky Captain ATWOT again.

Unfortunately, that’s socialism, and it involves asking Americans to pay taxes to support services which don’t benefit them directly.

Expecting the driver to use their indicators seems like a lost cause, but at least the lane-change feature will make it easier to brake-check losers, and hopefully the follow-distance mode will be calibrated to ‘angry tailgater’ distance.

For a nanosecond there, I thought you meant the guy who drew Dilbert and went off the rails.

It’s a shame that no one gave him the ‘try *acting*, dear boy’ speech so that we could avoid the last seven seasons of ultra-low energy line readings.

I wonder if Teslas are brought into body shops with a higher rate of truck nutz embedded in their front bumpers?

One day after the last one is sold: Jeep announces the Rubicon 393 trim with one more horsepower and the same torque.

“Tire shops really, really *want* you to know about this one weird trick”