The first thing I noticed was the twelve unnaturally regular structures spaced evenly around the sample - obviously the work of intelligence. Twelve months in the year? Twelve apostles? Twelve flavours of Pop Tarts? It all fits together, definitely a message. When does Natasha Henstridge appear?

Unfortunately, that’s socialism, and it involves asking Americans to pay taxes to support services which don’t benefit them directly.

Expecting the driver to use their indicators seems like a lost cause, but at least the lane-change feature will make it easier to brake-check losers, and hopefully the follow-distance mode will be calibrated to ‘angry tailgater’ distance.

For a nanosecond there, I thought you meant the guy who drew Dilbert and went off the rails.

It’s a shame that no one gave him the ‘try *acting*, dear boy’ speech so that we could avoid the last seven seasons of ultra-low energy line readings.

Does it show the wall surrounding the town and the out-of-sight shanty town where all of the manual workers have to return to by nightfall?

I wonder if Teslas are brought into body shops with a higher rate of truck nutz embedded in their front bumpers?

They told you that ‘using Incognito mode’ too much would make you go blind...

One day after the last one is sold: Jeep announces the Rubicon 393 trim with one more horsepower and the same torque.

“Tire shops really, really *want* you to know about this one weird trick”

Hopefully, the story will just stop dead and follow Boba Fett around for forty-five minutes in the middle.

You just use the cops as thugs to intimate your critics until no-one dares criticise you, then your reputation is impeccable.

As soon as the NRA pay the Supreme Court to rule the writers of the 2nd Amendment absolutely had such things in mind...

So, the guy born in Brazil is decrying immigration… pulling the ladder up, much?

I guess that, if they can put the payment off until January 2025, the EPA will be gutted and the fine might go away.

The answer is simple - if the customer complains, just spit your chaw next to their boot, call ‘em a pussy and point out that your granpappy went through hell in the Pacific in a jeep with no roof at all.

A long way of saying ‘Since WW84 stumbled and you sacked everyone else, I’m the only actor in the DCEU with half a chance of carrying a big movie. I’m going to have fun and you’re going to film it.’

I’m guessing that they could’ve built the sets bigger to look impressive on film, or build the sets a little smaller and cast smaller actors to make the sets look just as good.

Some call it ‘fake parts’, some call it the free market providing cost-efficient alternatives when government red tape is bypassed!

Clearly, someone is trying to stop humanity from mastering Solar-inite, and this is one of their first eight plans.