One of his lies was about having a Maserati?

I thought it was amusing that they have to ‘beg’ a Democrat politician, whereas a Republican president just requires an adequate payment and some pre-written legislation to sign.

Some people think that the government can have other goals than to ensure corporate profitability.

I imagine the ten customers will coincidentally all have blue-checkmark Twitter accounts which follow Elon and contain nothing but positive comments about Tesla.

The Rainbow Bridge itself is 440m long - it’s fair to question whether cars which can hit 160 km/h in that kind of distance should have no more requirements for driving them than normal cars.

Wouldn’t 21,000 *pounds* of grain as described in the article be more efficiently moved in a single truck?

My guess is that he was ticketed for turning right on red there and is trying to retrospectively build a defence that there ‘was’ no sign.

Crossing the border is not a short cut from downtown Niagara Falls, ON, to Toronto, so something still doesn’t make sense.

Plotline for Morbius II: 2Morb2ius?

It would help if the writer was clear on whether it was GPS *or* inertial that was being attacked.

No, but it’s a slam-dunk that the next instalment will be Dun3.

That driver’s going to be in the comments here one day, lamenting how they loved that car until ‘it got T-boned by a bus’, like it wasn’t their fault.

100% guaranteed that someone in management moved the exhumation forward to avoid a negative PR event with crying relatives and annoying press coverage.

Ouch - nearly missed it, but I saw what you did there.

Entire weed farms of cannabis are a hell of a drug.

I guess this is why America gets to solemnly lecture other countries about democracy and occasionally try to violently impose it on them.

A Prius driver will also probably be *maintaining* 80mph, not treating the  throttle like an on/off switch.

I guess zero is a low ‘rate of speed’?

Hope you aren’t a fan of Jezebel.

Can we get Bill McClintock to do one of his legendary mash-ups? That’ll confuse things.