Ouch - nearly missed it, but I saw what you did there.

Entire weed farms of cannabis are a hell of a drug.

I guess this is why America gets to solemnly lecture other countries about democracy and occasionally try to violently impose it on them.

A Prius driver will also probably be *maintaining* 80mph, not treating the  throttle like an on/off switch.

I guess zero is a low ‘rate of speed’?

Hope you aren’t a fan of Jezebel.

Can we get Bill McClintock to do one of his legendary mash-ups? That’ll confuse things.

I’m sure the NRA will fund a freedom-of-speech defence.

Hopefully, it’ll be larger, heavier and more powerful than all of its competitors!

Ah, yes - when I think of Public Enemy and everything they stood for, this is exactly not what I had in mind.

Sounds like justification for more ex-military riot vehicles for everyday patrol... I hope this is followed up and verified by independent sources.

Ridley Scott nailed it in 1982: “You know the score, pal - you’re either cop or little people”.

Why would someone cheat on their wife, marry the mistress, cheat on the new wife, marry the new mistress, then cheat on *them* with a pornstar, then run for national office under the banner of family values?

So… they’re just going to let it sit and rot on the shelf for ten months? Sounds like the studio’s really excited about it.

How about she release her next tune under a pseudonym, so her natural talent can shine through the veil of censorship? Watch her spin out as she avoids admitting that her surname is the *only* reason she gets any attention in the first place.

Apparently, Pinnix is a derivative of the old English name ‘Pinnock’... maybe she should think twice before telling fellow Europeans who does or doesn’t belong on Turtle Island.

I’m astonished - I didn’t know you could legally call something a restomod if you don’t drop in a crate V8 and put 20+ inch chrome rimz on.

Let’s start denying medication and treatment to men in case it affects their sperm?

I guess the Republican narrative is that somehow kids are getting drive-through sex changes on a whim with as little oversight as a drunken New Orleans tattoo.

It’s forty hours of being hit in the head with a Bible and being screamed at by a Glenn Beck type that you’re WRONG and why is the Devil in you?