Hey, George Washington never took a commercial flight. Stonewall Jackson never took a commercial flight. No plantation slave owner ever took a commercial flight.

What could be more fiscally responsible than running a simple con to get other people to fund you lifestyle for no return?

Texas also says that tennis balls are a commie European metric comparison and that for an American audience, you have to use Imperial baseballs.

Does this really have Mythbusters-style golfball dimples for aerodynamic efficiency?

I wonder what Xerox will say about it. 

When your job is to vote the party line without question, I guess there’re very few disqualifying factors.

Deter thieves.

It’d better have a straight-*twelve* engine to justify that hood.

Maybe her point is that hubby is so *high* in ‘T’ that she can’t satisfy him and he has to import out-of-state teens to sate his lust? Like it says in the Bible?

For a porn star, yes.

Typical Rethuglican thinking: ‘investigation’ is a threat because they assume everyone is as corrupt as they are, so it will automatically lead to a fine. And if this company equates to Bud Light, we’ll, weren’t your supporters supposed to boycott them anyway?

It’s pretty disrespectful to *everyone else* who’s trying to watch the show.

How about respecting everyone else in the room whose attention *is* on the performer they all paid to see?

I’m pretty sure that, in America, you aren’t legally a person until you have citizenship :-(

Oh, well, it was an *influencer*, not a regular punter, so I guess that makes it alright! I hope that Lambert apologized for interfering with their work and damaging their clout.

I’m pretty sure that the current Supreme Court would rule that hating Californians is protected speech under the First Amendment.

I’m waiting for a scene to be added where Deadpool has a beard and all of the actors look significantly older, with the fourth-wall disclosure that it was filmed after the strike.

Just turn the oral arguments process into an open auction - the ruling goes towards the highest bidder.

I’m actually astonished that this didn’t end in summary execution. Maybe take this doofus off the streets and put him in charge of racial sensitivity training.

What? Don’t you realize that they’re just one tax cut away from finally unleashing those millions of jobs they’re just *dying* to create?