Still a better name than Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever.

What’s so colossally stupid about this is that Top Gun: Maverick just made like twelvety gazillion dollars.

Tearing up Solo because the tone was too light + employing Taika Waititi = coherent strategy.

I liked TSS, but I think it pointed out how the constraints Marvel put on him actually did Gunn some favors. The borderline excessive “our ‘heroes’ gleefully murder people” montages from Guardians 1 and 2 are allowed to keep going and going and going in TSS, often to the point of monotony. A lot of the jokes are…

. . . it’s totally OK if that’s how you want to spend your time?

...then you’ve probably remember to enjoy life.

Calling the animated Harley Quinn a spin-off of Suicide Squad (or Birds of Prey) feels like a huge stretch.

Sad but not surprising.  Patrick Stewart was looking super old.  

You must not understand that this article was humorous in nature. Nuance must be difficult for you to read here.

I hope that’s sarcasm, because HOLY SHIT do people complain about Superman! And have, for a LONG TIME.

Yeah, I’m going to say comparing superhero movies to violent, systematic, centuries-long erasure of languages, religions, and customs is the more offensive statement.

Yeah, that bit of snark had me quirking my head sideways like a puzzled dog. Absolutely nobody was thinking about the kitchen setting during that scene, and if they were I sincerely feel bad for them.

“decided to set the highly anticipated meeting of two different Spider-Mans in the kitchen of Ned’s grandmother, though, so it’s not like things making sense was high on the list of priorities during filming anyway.”

“I’m afraid this gets my lowest score yet: seven thumbs up!”

Are standing ovations ableist? Can that be a hot take?

Are you saying you regularly go to movies where cast and crew are present or are you one of those nerds who stands up and claps at a goddamn screen like the credits can hear you?

I like how it’s considered “too demanding” for a news article, to contain all relevant information for presenting said news. That the solution to deciphering the statements of the writer would be to “google” it and do your own research.

“if you know Baltimore and that means something to you”

Oh no. Don’t. Come back...

I get why they want to keep Sam Waterston around but let’s face it, he’s at the Patrick Stewart level of mileage now where it’s kind of uncomfortable watching him.