Nah. Maybe the comics did a better job of telling Wanda’s story, I don’t know, but the movie fucked it up.

we’ll all have to deal with the emotional fallout of Dark Phoenix

What is Marvel’s Phase 4 about?

it’s about the soich for more money

The Starbucks cup really cut into my core, damn straight Sam.

But wacky!

Well, we only met, what, three alternate Stranges? Loki established that some variants look the same and some don’t. We just didn’t happen to see any that didn’t (though I suppose it would’ve been cute to have a Joaquin Phoenix Strange appear briefly).

I remember. He wanted a birthday party. It turned out that his gun had no bullets in it, just dirt. When they found out, he pointed it and said “stop, or I’ll get you all dirty”. Mrs. Roper ends up staying with him.

I love this guy. One of my favorite guest spots of his was on the Love Boat. The crew visits an uncharted island where he is living as a hermit. He kidnaps the crew, Barbie Benton, Avery Schreiber, and Mrs Roper from Threes Company. It’s a two part episode and he manages to never have a scene on the boat. The best and…

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

... are you talking about that comic book movie with Sean Connery?

Can we just...not do this every damn time a Marvel movie comes out? No, Marvel movies are not high art. Yes, it’s okay to like them. No, just because they’re popular doesn’t mean they suck. Yes, it’s a shame that all studios are interested in making these days is superhero movies. No, Spider-Man shouldn’t win an Oscar…

Yeah, fuck those gaffers!

Confusing sequel names:

No, I didn’t, I saw that.

what show is this

Why doesn’t this Marvel studios movie reference the Sony cartoon Spider-Man movies?  I am pretending to be so confused about this!

i would also encourage you to not look at the activity of going to the movies as ‘helping a movie make money’! that’s weird!

Yeah, but they wouldn’t and won’t put that money toward a bunch of small budget passion projects and creatively daring masterpieces. Suddenly excising all superhero movies from existence won’t eliminate the structural pressures that made them so popular in the first place—studios like big dumb safe easily culturally…

I want to see Scott Bakula guest-star as retired Admiral Jonathan Archer.