In the Alien cinematic universe, the order goes:

I definitely enjoyed parts even if it doesn’t hang together as a whole. Definitely felt it was worth watching if only for the cast.

Heh. If Harlan were still around, he’d be on the horn with his lawyers. I miss that little creep, even if he did grab me by the lapels once.

So, a happier version of Ellison’s I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream?

Never forget Kanye loves fish sticks.

And he has admitted to the satanic nature of his hair

Even if this reboot turns out to be a complete disaster, at least Billy West can think to himself “Well, at least this isn’t a Ren and Stimpy reboot.”. 

I normally couldn’t give a shit about Billie Eilish, but I hope she tells Kanye to go fuck himself.

FYI, the past tense of the word “recast” is “recast.”

I agree with Hulu on the surface. They offered everyone else enough $. But without knowing the exact circumstances, it’s difficult to believe he’d turn his back on this with all the others in already.

Disagree:

The Beastie Boys famously also apologized for their early homophobic and misogynist stuff.

I’m NFT Gumby, dammit!

Thank you for making me feel old!

Murphy’s SNL Gumby was a prime example of how he separated himself creatively from pretty much every other performer they’ve had. Taking a harmless children’s claymation character and turning him into a bitter, antagonistic, cigar-chomping washed up Borscht Belt comedian was so hysterically random that I can’t even…

Dammit

He successfully talked back to Vader, something only like 2 characters got away with in the entire OT. He outsmarted Han Solo easily. He calmly and quickly accomplished his goal of tracking and capturing Solo and delivering him to Jabba.

Ask not for whom the Pelotons ...

I mean, I know we want to talk about all the other stuff because it makes the oversimplified morality plays we have running in our head work better, but this fundamentally an issue of not understanding how their product demand worked.

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