He’s a year older than me?! It’s truly amazing what hate does to the human body. 

That’s just... great. Thank you for the nightmares tonight. FFS.

He looks like he saw David Caruso at an impressionable age and never got over it.

They’re one Tobias Funke short of forming their own Blue Man Group.

is it wrong to think that Karen Gillan looks better as Nebula than she does in real life?

YouTube journalist = two words that should never be beside each other. 

Good, she and Michael Rooker were the best things about Guardians 2. Well, except for Kurt Russell’s flashback hair. That was glorious.

Fuck all those people who feel pity for these cockroaches. If Trump had won they’d gleefully executing minorities during the inauguration.

The QAnon idiots will be just like any other doomsday cult when the date of the apocalypse turns out to be wrong. They’ll rationalize it and then change the date. 

“A lot of YouTube journalists have just lost one hell of a lot of credibility,”

This is a good, strong position to make. In mid-2015.

You never had to talk about him in the first place. You’re a pop culture website, nobody was coming here to hear about all the shit Trump did, especially since they could read about that on actual news websites. You could have been a refuge from the crap, instead you fed right into it.

You think he bragged about it to others in the prison? That he’s getting a pardon from the President and he’s walking out as soon as Trump signs it? That he’s got a limo waiting outside to drive him away? And then he has to walk back to his cell at the end of the day past all the guys he was boasting to?

Lil Wayne had not actually been sentanced yet, the ten years is just the maximum possible.

“I’m ignoring your point because it’s wrong.”

Did Obama and Bush do the last-minute pardons as well? Wondering why you called out Clinton specifically

Any noble intention behind the practice died screaming the day Gerald Ford used it to pardon Nixon.

Thus giving a country with an already pronounced problem of sweeping its bad things under the carpet to fester rather than deal with them a previously untapped level of ‘just pretend it never happened!’

I’ve recently learned that most people don’t actually know that anything.

I thought it was common knowledge that almost all presidents use the pardons in super shady ways but I’ve recently learned that most people don’t actually know that.

We can only assume Joe Exotic’s check bounced.