Hey, everyone, if you're into this kind of thing, we can have others on the team do them for other platforms, too.

Dear Kotaku,

"The third Xbox console. The Xbox One"

Must have blown your damn mind. D:

Oh look, a radical left wing author from Kotaku who is hostile to all things non communist is mocking a right wing group. Figures.

The commenting system is pretty bad though. Mandatory google plus integration... nuff said.

The way you frame it, it does sound somewhat petty to call the photographers unruly necessarily. Though they really shouldn't move park property around regardless.

oh my gosh, climbing trees in a park? taking pictures? blocking paths?! the horror!