What is the connection to the Chicago White Sox?

Proposal: a daily Deadspin feature on how whoever starts in right field for the Cardinals played that day relative to Giancarlo Stanton.

more like “Smash Player Has Girlfriend”

Don’t come around here no more

If that happened in a game between the Jets and the Bills it would either be a touch back or 6 points for the Patriots.

He’s A Dim Son...

You sure about that?

I know Deadspin and this series of websites have no issue with the protests during the anthem, and that’s fine. (I personally am not bothered by the kneeling)

I would skate through a brick wall for that coach.

Obligatory:

Does it come in white?

Reportedly the doula also didn’t appreciate Cousins yelling “You like that?!” at her after each contraction Julie pushed through.

But perhaps not the least of yours...

Need some tips fighting your teammate? I’m free for a few weeks.

Okay, I’ll bite.

This guy definitely overreacted. But we Jalops know the #1 rule about cars. And that’s don’t mess with a person’s car. That rule implicitly exists because one has to rely on the law and order of society as, during normal daily use, your sweet baby can’t remain in your watchful gaze or out of the path…

Questioned about the incident, Maccarty says he felt no remoras.

Popovich Pops Off On Piss-Poor POTUS

ha! Came here for this and was not disappointed.

I suggest next year you call both schools don a security guard uniform and handle the game. Show everyone how enlightened and competent you are. Such a little pussy. It’s pepper spray. It’s literally designed to be used on young athletic men (not pregnant, asthmatic, old, or frail). The boys will be fine and it looks…

When it comes to how to behave on twitter, Ignorance is Klis.