This is clearly not the time nor the place but I’m gonna say it anyway: the fuck she wearing in that top pic?

Have you ever seen LaToya in anything? She’s the weirdest, loving, spritely little thing. Everything she does is with love. I sincerely doubt she understands the consequences of that statement. Can’t be mad at her. #LaToya4ever

Meanwhile, I’m over here PRAYING it’s shade.

It makes me sad bease I assume the umbrella holder person is exposed to the elements as they hold an umbrella for someone else. :(

Is that an opal? pretty!

I feel you. I loved Friday’s in the mid-2000s!

I mean, I don’t like the guy either, but maybe the software world doesn’t want him after all this mess?

<3 Stephanie Nicole!!!

As much as I love this idea, he’ll probably miss and load the bases with Taylor and her model crew.

FWIW, I don’t think Kim recorded it, she mentioned in a recent episode (last night’s?) of KUWK that Kanye always has a videography team follow him during the writing and recording process. Maybe that was a well-timed comment to obscure any personal responsibility! 🤔

I applied for a job as a legal assistant right out of college. During my interview with one curmudgeonly old fart, he said “why do you want to be a lawyer? Is your boyfriend a lawyer?” I was pissed and decided not to take the high road and said “he’s not a lawyer, he’s the [position] for the [MLB team].” The…

Which one?! lolz.

Yes, that is a huge faux pas:

Whether or not this specific act is reflected in the criminal code, I think we all know what Jessamina means. Should be illegal the same way taking an upskirt picture is - you’re robbing someone of their dignity by taking a picture of something you were never meant to see.

I would actually prefer she stop making music too. Am I the only one who cringes with second-hand embarrassment when “shake it off” comes on?

I mostly don’t care except for the fact that she subscribes to this really unique brand of feminism that dictates that anyone who ever disagrees with her publicly or makes fun of her love life is somehow a misogynist. She also called herself the poster child for slut shaming. My eyes rolled so hard on that one that…

Hey...whattya mean? Roseanne is a classic!

Replace Posh with JLo and Sporty with Missy Elliot and I’m in. BOOM!

This is why I will probably never do botox again. Whenever I needed a full-on therapeutic cry, I couldn’t move the upper half of my face or draw my eyebrows inwards. If you haven’t had botox or any other form of facial paralysis, let me tell you that this severely limits your ability to produce tears. It’s a strange,…

2 Christs, 1 Cup