My guess is they just assumed Perkins would be standing around in the middle of whatever it is they were trying to do anyway.

I'm shocked Philadelphia didn't have more turnovers during the Andy Reid era, seeing as how Apple and Blueberry are his favorite flavors.

We are laughing our asses off at them today, but history indicates that at least one and probably two of these teams will reach the playoffs next year. Ask the Chiefs. Or the Eagles and the Chargers. Or the Colts two years ago. Hell, Ron Rivera was all but fired three months ago and now they're two wins from the Super…

"Aww, how romantic!"

Snow Cadavers!

That exchange between Seth Rogen and RuPaul just made the 10 hour drive back home all worth it.

In related news, the fencing response turns out to be super useful for holding a microphone.

Brooke didn't faint. That's just how fucking boring cross country skiing is.

Typical Romo. Can't even complete a game-ending interception list when it counts.

It would be tough not to have the biggest shit-eating grin on your face when your boss says, 'You've done a terrible job so we're firing you. Here's Ten Million Dollars.'

My favorite Rice fat guy TD celebration is the one where they recruit a mild mannered, middle aged man to play center for the team

note the blonde trainer's thong

Darlene Love's own classic, performed on Letterman every year since 1986, which was already 23 after it was released. She's still fucking great.

Pineapple.

White pizza? More like white power, ya racist.

MCC is tops for me. There's a joint in Delaware that sells Penut Butter Candy Tastykake ice cream and it was the best fucking thing ever. When I went back this summer it had been discontinued. CRIME.

My dad introduced me to jalapenos when I was young, on pizza or in other food. I built up a tolerance to them, and now they're my favorite. Also, I don't eat pork.

If loving ricotta on pizza is disgusting then let me be disgusting all day long.

Mushrooms fo sho.

It's always been one of my favorite things about Deadspin. Disagreements were conducted with courtesy and respect. We've lost some of that with Kinja, but the folks one would want to interact with still adhere to the old ways.