After all, he set her up for that dunk. His nickname should be Lob Sarver.

Yeah--and I don’t follow him that closely but I don’t recall him being that dickish other than regarding the drama in Minnesota.

dipshit Football Knowers around the world were insisting needed to be converted to wide receiver when he was drafted

Yeah I can get with the idea that it would be tougher for Jordan today—I do believe the constant cutthroat competition just about every season and certainly every decade weeds out the inferior players. But Harrison Barnes is just not a good comparison point. I can’t think of anything Barnes does as well as Jordan (or…

Albe mwas I, ere I saw Melba.

Yeah, saying there were ‘exactly zero skill players on the field’ is too harsh. 

In the slo-mo I was just like, why didn’t Rinne just do a stick poke?? But then at full speed I was like ‘Oh. OH!’

I don’t get it. C.P. Blakeslee was not a millennial.  

Hold on, Mr. Obscurity. If you take away Mr. Freeze’s chances to accidentally get something right, what has he got left?

Yeah. I started reffing high school football this year. And football teams really are a special place where they put the boys who can’t do anything else right. 

Now we just need someone to viciously attack her before each free throw.

How long have you been waiting to use this joke?

Can we show a little hate for #51, who thoroughly and deliberately undercuts the injured player without going for the ball at all, causing this whole emergency? I fucking hate soccer and basketball players who do this.

Yeah, that startled me too. He seemed to do that before he checked his vitals. If there’s no pulse or breathing, obviously you have to go CPR, but yeah not touching head and neck has always been first thing I’ve heard for neck and spine injuries.

Superb Ol

When I was an eight year old kid, I had a black friend named Leonardo who literally wore knickers in the summer. And we were all uncomfortable and uncertain about saying the name of his clothing. 

This description made me laugh. Good stuff!

I thought he was burning the grinch, not listing the grinch burning us. At first I couldn’t tell but then I was like ‘he must be burning the grinch’ by the time I got through most of them. He never really clarified though.

Yeah, I mean your money idea is completely nonsensical, however, you are right, Deadspin is soooooooooooooooooo fucking sloppy. They could easily re-read their post before publishing. Or even after publishing and quickly fix the sloppy shit they find before everybody points it out? They weren’t always like this but…

Sure in hindsight, the Kings won that trade. But you can’t anticipate that the biggest piece in any given trade is going to snap his achilles. Sacramento was actually on a path to end up near the 8th seed the year Cousins was traded. If Cousins ended up healthy and the Pelicans re-signed him, there is no way you’d be…