Oh sweet Jesus. Fuck this Plinko-playing piece of shit sucking off the sweet teat of PiR.

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He strongly reminded me of Will Forte.

Ooh yeah. Punch a Bunch. That’s the good shit.

I love those giant playing cards though!

I’ve always wondered how in the fuck do they make those plinko chips so bouncy??

I went to see my friend’s daughter play the national anthem on her violin with about 300 other kids at an a’s game a few weeks ago. and i had to pay $20. so you’re winning.

The other night they were riding Rick Fox’s coattails to big cash prizes on The Match Game with Alec Baldwin.

What are you talking about? Did not you ever see EJ’s Neato Stat of the Night?

It’s DWYANE. Like Dyane but with a W there. I have a simple little jingle to help me remember:

Yeah but clearly Cleveland does not give ANY fucks about the regular season.

That’s also the most any sport ball team has ever been murdered. They weren’t excited because they could tell a group of murderers were working on killing them. When you are homocided that badly it’s obvious.

This is all the just so fucking stupid to change your password every couple of months for near infinite sites. I’m at the point where I am just gonna cancel all but a select few accounts that have logins. Fuck ‘em.

Cmon now Dray hasn’t kicked anybody on the Spurs nuts, yet.

I saw him in the 3rd quarter and I was like ‘who’s that Forbes dude?’ Even so, 23 minutes seems like a really high number.

Is there a better angle? I thought out at first but in the last slo mo in the clip above, if you go frame by frame (or hit pause a lot), it looks like you can see his toe touch just before the glove bounces back from the tag.

If I saw him do it, the same exact motions, I’d call it dirty. Thing is, every NBA player has had it drilled into them that that’s against the rules.

omg it really does

And saying it in public! I’m like, that’s supposed to our little secret.

Oh wow. I hope you have more of these.