I don’t think you know Spanish but it says on that web page that he smuggled 78 kilograms of meth which is way more than 48 pounds. #math

We’ll find out soon! Should be fun, smartass!

THANKS FOR FUCKING RUINING MAC AND CHEESE BURNEKO!

his wife is named ciara

for a minute i thought that said puke n peel

Apparently not, if you are a low seeded team. Especially if you are the 4th or 5th seeded team.

I’m hearing so many strange, strange things in these descriptions of the NHL playoffs.

I liked it when the NHL allowed the highest seed remaining in the 2nd round play the lowest seed remaining. That was cool.

Yeah, from what I can tell, Manu and Parker are on their last legs. I’d be very surprised if they don’t retire after this season. I don’t follow them closely, but in the games I’ve watched, they have lost several steps.

Getting sand out of loafers is the true atrocity.

Wait is she the one on the right? Did the one in the pink sweater get it right but underbid??

I like Sage Steele as a broadcaster. Her opinions are unfortunate, but they are just opinions. I’ll be sad to see her go.

Yeah you need more toilet paper to dry off but it also means you have relatively clean ass hairs rather than shit smeared ass hairs.

Yeah you need more toilet paper to dry off but it also means you have relatively clean ass hairs rather than shit…

Yeah it’s refreshing I guess in the winter the cold might bother you in colder climates? It’s literally hitting two squares inches of the warmest and dare I say most resilient parts of your body so not sure how much of a problem it could be.

Yeah it’s refreshing I guess in the winter the cold might bother you in colder climates? It’s literally hitting two…

I’m vegan and eat a ton of fiber and I am pretty sure I use more toilet paper than anyone I know. Stop shit shaming me!! ;)

I’m vegan and eat a ton of fiber and I am pretty sure I use more toilet paper than anyone I know. Stop shit shaming…

This one retracts automatically (I think most of them do with the water pressure) so that’s not an issue. Besides you are talking about what, a drop or two of piss, potentially mixing with about half a cup of water, which then mixes with the shit on your anus and then it’s all rinsed off with clean water. You are…

This one retracts automatically (I think most of them do with the water pressure) so that’s not an issue. Besides…

This is where their true value comes in. With TP alone, those types of shits you are just smearing shit around the first couple wipes but the bidet is removing it from the get go.

This is where their true value comes in. With TP alone, those types of shits you are just smearing shit around the…

I have a cheap model like the one posted and have had a few bouts of diarrhea since I got it and the bidet has somehow stayed totally clean. YMMV.

I have a cheap model like the one posted and have had a few bouts of diarrhea since I got it and the bidet has…

I think it’s healthier too...the first couple wipes with only TP, you are rubbing everything deeper in. And that is not coming all the way out until your next shower.

With bidet you are getting almost everything off with water and TP just dries and gets the last little bits that wouldn’t come out with water alone.

It’…

I think it’s healthier too...the first couple wipes with only TP, you are rubbing everything deeper in. And that is…

Two squares? How the fuck do you dry off with two squares? Do you Brazilian wax your asshole? I have a bidet and it is great, but I probably use 3/4 as much TP as I would without a bidet, which is to say a lot.

Two squares? How the fuck do you dry off with two squares? Do you Brazilian wax your asshole? I have a bidet and it…