those gold uniforms were and are so fuckin weird

Most of his baskets were on layups.

Which in Kobe’s mind, justified all the times he took 200 shots in a game.

That’s totally inaccurate. Without the electoral college, every vote would count. As it is now, only the swing state votes count.

But...you’re dribbling passing shooting and rebounding a ball that is bouncing on the same ground your shoes are touching. It’s all the same man. My hands are usually getting black from the grime after I’m playing outdoors.

The first person I saw wipe the soles of his shoes was black. But it’s a good idea if the they haven’t swept the gym you are playing in. It can get dusty and then it’s like a skating rink. Not a problem on an outdoor court though.

I think back and I keep thinking the exact same thing.

I just looked at the video for his 37 point quarter a couple years ago and about 27 of those were in the last six minutes of the quarter, which would have put him on pace for a 100+ point half. (I am simultaneously gawking at his output and making fun of how we can project out smaller and smaller sample sizes as if…

I just looked at the video for his 37 point quarter a couple years ago and about 27 were in the last six minutes of the quarter. He was really doggin it that first six minutes.

There’s no reason to compare Klay’s outbursts to Kobe’s 81 or Wilt’s many many high point tallies. (They showed a graphic that Wilt had 28 different 60+ outbursts with the Warriors alone.) It’s silly to compare. The three might as well be playing different sports, what they did was so different.

But don’t think for a…

This seems accurate to me. (I’m trying to read it as neutrally as I can being a Ws fan and someone who despises LeBron—the competitor. I am more or less okay with him as a person from what I know and in awe of him as a basketball player.)

I was so on board with them a few years ago. I wish they had beaten the Heat in a series just once.

I hate my life too and the Warriors are about 50% of what’s good in my life.

About once a day I literally laugh out loud while reading these comments and today it was your comment.

syndergaard is way funner than you

This is true. Everyone don’t worry, you can still despise Aramark. They are a huge prison industry profiteer.

This one works very well too!

wait how is that goal special?

i think he’s bein funny

Yeah but he was at least as lucky as he was good. If you pitched that guy 30 more just like that, I bet he doesn’t get another one in.