McCheetoism. We are in an era of McCheetoism.

How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

He sounds smug, like he’s bragging about it.

These are the people you see online who go around bragging about how “authentic” they are.

Honestly, when I read that, I was like, “Holy shit, give this guy a cookie for being self-aware!” All the dudes I’ve known who are like that think that they are perfectly great and normal people and it’s the women around them who are irrational and unreasonable. I have much less of a problem with people being immature…

Mellencamp was a moody asshat from the git-go.

Dennis Quaid, Russell Crowe, John Mellencamp. Has Meg Ryan ever been romantically involved with anyone who wasn’t a man-baby?

Oh man, welcome to the club. We have badges and everything.

John Mellencamp sounds exactly like every person I’ve ever dated. And also like my dad. 🤔

Moonlight has been declared the actual winner! That was the most fun thing about the show.

Goodness, both fucking Affleck’s with oscars. To be a mediocre white man in America really is something after all. Fuck the oscars for fucking giving best picture to La La Land.

Janelle did not disappoint

I love Hailee Steinfeld’s dress. I wasn’t sure about it at first, but the movement is so pretty

Bill Maher has been a garbage person for two decades.

If you told me that every day number 45 wakes up and spends his entire morning trying to figure out how to be worse then the day before I would believe you.

I may hate Justin Bieber, but he is still better than Donald Trump.

Funny, because I wish Donald trump was fighting anti-Semitism.

“It’s ironic that no matter how many times he talks about this that it’s never good enough.”

They were warned. It was explained to them. Still, they persisted.