Jesus christ. Once I went to a gyno when I was 16 because I was worried about having long labia (they are pretty long, TBH). The doctor said that “they are a bit on the long side, but nothing abnormal” and advised me against the surgery as it could scar and make sex more painful. I’m not sure if this is true, but she…

I’ve really enjoyed Kareem Abdul Jabbar’s writing on sport, art and culture as of late. It’s good stuff.

Canada had its revenge:

you just copy and paste the tweet url and kinja does the rest. screenshots are better anyway just in case the tweet gets deleted.

He really let them have it GOOD. Sigh. Crushing a bit myself. Love a good smackdown.

So Katy Perry is a dick then.

The Katy Perry comment doesn’t make her look like kind of an asshole, it makes her look like a completely ignorant, bullying asshole.

No but I’m kegeling up a storm over here with my baby destroyed vagina

Lol, it’s cool ;)

And just wait until she finds her Rob Thomas. Car wash waiting rooms will never be the same.

Carlos Santana has spent the last 20+ years making tasteful, expensively produced, profoundly boring music for people who don’t really like music but enjoy shopping and wine. In Adele, he recognizes a kindred spirit.

Fuck off.

And when you think you’re done fucking off, fuck off even further. Fuckhead.

“Although I appreciate everyone’s concern, it would have been much more appreciated at any time during my childhood.”

Because this is what happens when people lose patience. Because this is what happens when the uneducated poor and rural Americans line up behind the rich ones. Because people are greedy. Because when people are on the bottom, if they can not be dragged up, they would much rather drag everyone else down. Because people…

A little under a fifth of the country came together and collectively said, “You know what’s fun? Shooting yourself in the foot. That should keep things interesting.”

Because 1. Americans hate Hillary Clinton more than him for no rational reason 2. He speaks at a 6th grade level and makes complicated issues like foreign policy, economic development and national security into easy-to-shout slogans: America first! Infrastructure! Build the wall! People who have always felt left out…

Because immigrants, emails, guns, yeehaw, Jesus, Pepe and monster trucks. Does that clear it up?

Hey there, I’m American. Honestly it’s because a bunch of us are assholes. The whole middle* of the country has never seen a muslim before but finds them general terrifying and really thinks that the mexicans are coming to steel their jobs and rape their women. Trump repeated the racist drivel they heard on Fox News…