Addendum: I’m not a monster, and having worked a dozen-plus retail/food service jobs in the past has given me a complex about being extra polite to those employees.

I have always had a soft spot for the elderly and senile, but I’d let him tumble down stairs so quickly his head would spin.

Kellyanne Conway is her own worst enemy, and it’s glorious. Between the ineptitude of this administration, the sudden arrival of what appears to be spines among the house and senate democrats, and seeing the toll that all the phone calls, texts, emails, and faxes are taking on the GOP weasels, there have been some…

Does anyone else take a periodic break from the news? I don’t want to bury my head in the sand, but each one of these stories (ranging from him being an insensitive moron to committing absolute atrocities) makes my brain hurt more and more. How did this ever happen? How did 63 million people vote for this 70 year old…

he is literally DYING for your attention lmfao

I know favorable opinions of Ed Sheeran are unpopular around these parts, but I find his videos really charming. “Lego House” is obviously the best, but he learned to dance like, respectably well for the short time he had to learn for “Thinking Out Loud”. I also like “Don’t” and I think this one, though kind of…

Let it go. No one thought that imbecile would win including the imbecile himself. We underestimated the stupidity of the America people.

So much fucking smoke. Eye on the ball. The question is fucking simple: when you were presented with the choice between Clinton or Trump what did you do? Did you whine like a little bitch and stay home crying with your Bernie bro friends on /r/sandersforpresident? Did you boldly make a statement and protest vote for…

Omg that woman was a freaking rock. Brava, and I’m so sorry on behalf of our beyond fucked country.

I think my favorite moment during the march was listening to the man behind me very matter of factly explaining to his 7- or 8-year-old son that they were marching because a lot of people discriminate against women just because they’re women and one of those people is our new president and it’s important to speak out…

I don’t really care one way or the other. I don’t think the next four years are going to be remembered for their outstanding First Lady.

She is not an actress, she is just a model

Jesus, the collision of their gigantic egos will implode the universe. Whatever saves us from a Trump administration, I’ll take it.

Well sure, Kanye’s music lacks the class, gravitas, or traditional values exhibited by Big and Rich’s hit “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy.”

That is everything I never knew I wanted.

I can’t wait for twitter fight between Kanye and Trumpo.

I just spent my 40th birthday up the top of the Eiffel Tower. My husband gave me a really cool ring he had made for me out of some of the major Parisian landmarks - Arc de Triomphe, Tower, Moulin Rouge, Louvre etc while we were up there and we drank rosè champagne.

Man that is just like my engagement story. I was putting away some groceries while my husband was doing the dishes and he said “Let’s get married” and I said “Sure”.

About 20 years back in one of my first jobs, one of the saleswomen had a similar engagement story; he sent her on a spa day and when she asked for her coat, the spa girl brought her a fur (apparently they argued for a few minutes before saleswoman accepted that something was going on and not just that the spa girl was…

They don’t wear signs.