Addendum: I’m not a monster, and having worked a dozen-plus retail/food service jobs in the past has given me a complex about being extra polite to those employees.

I have always had a soft spot for the elderly and senile, but I’d let him tumble down stairs so quickly his head would spin.

Kellyanne Conway is her own worst enemy, and it’s glorious. Between the ineptitude of this administration, the sudden arrival of what appears to be spines among the house and senate democrats, and seeing the toll that all the phone calls, texts, emails, and faxes are taking on the GOP weasels, there have been some…

Does anyone else take a periodic break from the news? I don’t want to bury my head in the sand, but each one of these stories (ranging from him being an insensitive moron to committing absolute atrocities) makes my brain hurt more and more. How did this ever happen? How did 63 million people vote for this 70 year old…

he is literally DYING for your attention lmfao

I know favorable opinions of Ed Sheeran are unpopular around these parts, but I find his videos really charming. “Lego House” is obviously the best, but he learned to dance like, respectably well for the short time he had to learn for “Thinking Out Loud”. I also like “Don’t” and I think this one, though kind of…

Everyone else is railing on you being an idiot because this measure would not have prevented 9/11 since the attackers were from none of these countries.

What the fuck are you on about? 2013? Nothing happened in 2013.

You’re part of the problem, and your “meh I don’t like Hillary so I’m not gonna bother voting for the only candidate who could stop Trump” attitude en masse is exactly why he won. Hope your imagined purity makes you feel better.

Gee what do you know - not voting has consequences. Be sure to thank your left leaning liberal non-voting friends for doing their part in all of this.

If this travel ban had been in place, 9/11 would have still happened. Since the ringleader of the hijackers was an Egyptian national...

Let it go. No one thought that imbecile would win including the imbecile himself. We underestimated the stupidity of the America people.

So much fucking smoke. Eye on the ball. The question is fucking simple: when you were presented with the choice between Clinton or Trump what did you do? Did you whine like a little bitch and stay home crying with your Bernie bro friends on /r/sandersforpresident? Did you boldly make a statement and protest vote for…

Omg that woman was a freaking rock. Brava, and I’m so sorry on behalf of our beyond fucked country.

I think my favorite moment during the march was listening to the man behind me very matter of factly explaining to his 7- or 8-year-old son that they were marching because a lot of people discriminate against women just because they’re women and one of those people is our new president and it’s important to speak out…

I don’t really care one way or the other. I don’t think the next four years are going to be remembered for their outstanding First Lady.

She is not an actress, she is just a model

Jesus, the collision of their gigantic egos will implode the universe. Whatever saves us from a Trump administration, I’ll take it.

Well sure, Kanye’s music lacks the class, gravitas, or traditional values exhibited by Big and Rich’s hit “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy.”

That is everything I never knew I wanted.