“I’ve got a shovel. Nobody saw nothin’. You know it’s the right thing.”

My people!!! <<sob>> Been hearing tvs, smelling electricity and light bulbs for forever. And air conditioning? Other people can smell air conditioners too right?

I totally can but I can also smell everything.

my future husband suggested Augustus or Severus to my Henry or Jack. Like I get to pull the ‘I’m the one who’s pushing it out’ card, right? 

#whitepeoplenames

Goddamnit Brooklyn, I love you so. Why do you keep embarrassing me like this?

Can you imagine having to do attendance/roll call at that school? I’d either end up vomiting or laughing uncontrollably.

Seriously, I get wanting your offspring to be unique. But I’ll remember a Mike who invents a cure for AIDS faster than I will a Balthazar who makes craft cocktails based on moon phases.

Wow. You won’t even TRY to festivate.

Yep, that guy is amazing. Also the press did research into his background and he was part of a team trying to save victims of the Lofthouse mining disaster, 7 people died. He has always been a hero.

Yes, but the Nazis tried to do it for the *right* reasons, whereas the EU wants to take over Britain because of...bendy bananas? I think it was bendy bananas.

Tell me about it. Let’s not overlook how the fact that Sen. Peterson is a Black woman impacts this situation. As a Black woman, my ‘tone’ is constantly policed, I’m asumed to be angry or aggressive. I can be right as rain, whispering a question while smizing and still get a comment about my attitude. So ol’ boy can…

He tells The Advocate that he would have preferred being “politely” informed that the cakes were “disrespectful” rather than being cursed at by Peterson.

We call that Freedom Foam.

Oprah is a shameless opportunist and it is about time she was called out for it. She preys on society’s most vulnerable members and feeds them consumerist pablum as way to ‘fix’ their problems.

“Hey Donnie, why don’tcha come over here and grab a handful of this...”

Hmmm...

God seriously. I remember the exact moment my little girl feelings graduated from a crush on Luke Skywalker to a straight up yearning for Han Solo. #supsolo

There are untold scores of men I would go back in time to fuck.

The only time this happened to me I was on a flight to Korea and had the window, while a kindly old Korean woman had the isle. We exchanged pleasantries (nods, es she didn’t speak much english) and I silently helped her untangle her earphones. After the plane took off and we both realized there was no one to sit…