Good! I signed that petition, the other day.

“Academics and literacy”, my ass. If boys are falling behind in that regard, which they very well may be, perhaps a program with focus on visual-spatial abilities, and in an area which already has a major underreprentation of girls (engineering and computer science), isn’t…

Never got into Scrubs so I can’t say. But Friends was pretty bad in the last season....unpopular opinion but I’ll make it....Friends is vastly overated and hasn’t aged well. Bring on the HATE.

Why shouldn’t a powerful person, or even a person running for an elected position, be nice to someone who is feeling down? I don’t get this.

I mean, it’s not a completely altruistic move, but it’s not blatantly self-serving and slimy. It’s probably a pretty big deal to this kid that Hillary Clinton is personally encouraging him, and it’s not like she was like “vote for me and I’ll make sure you have all the friends you could ever want! #Hillary2016”.

Well, now that you mention it I was wearing a really cute dress and was all primped and coiffed... But yeah, it came off terribly idiotic and “pat on the head-ish”.

Some rilly handsome guy in the grocery store parking lot told me “Great job parking! No hesitation whatsoever!” when I got out of my car yesterday afternoon. He seemed genuinely impressed and not sarcastic at all... Which made it all the more patronizing. Who says that?!

I imagine it’s like a solitary tear that you purposefully don’t wipe away so as to feel the deep pit of no cookies.

That Jennifer Aniston had been pregnant for a HUNDRED YEARS.

Corral them into Texas. Because who the fuck cares what happens to Texas?

please don’t send them to Canada either... we have our dumbass antivaxxers to deal with

It’ll also help cut back on water usage so PLEASE LEAVE GUYS

So the other day I had REGULAR stuffed oreos and honestly it was like eating bark. My law will simultaneously require that all oreos be at least double stuffed, with tax breaks for those who make triple and quadruple stuffed.

I mean, if people don’t want to vaccinate their kids, they don’t have to - this bill isn’t requiring compulsory vaccinations. You can still choose not to vaccinate your children so long as you home school them and keep them out of daycare, right? Seems fair to me. I would guess that many courts would view preventing…

wow Anna why is gawker so biased in favor of facts and science and medical research

Biased in favor of... facts?

Goal reached!

Every day I’m forced to add new names to the list of people who piss me off.

To be fair, God died yesterday, rainbow overdose.

Stop the internet I wanna get off!

“Seemed like a good idea that the time”.