I also enjoyed Matt Bomer’s pants now can he take them off?

Yoko’s just trolling us, right?

At the point when your pants are cutting off your circulation, I think the style becomes irrelevant, and your pants simply become “pants that are way too fucking small.”

Who am I, Mark (Zuckerberg)?

I 100% agree.

Exactly. I present as straight to most people (I am married to a man, after all), but am actually bisexual. Yesterday I was actually considering posting a picture of Ruby with a caption something along the lines of being attracted to her, as a safe way to dip my toe in the waters of being open about my sexuality. I…

You know, I hear you, and I agree with a lot of this, but tbh what made it hard for me to come out as bisexual (to people other than my closest friends, who took me seriously because friends) *really, really was* both straight bullshit and lesbian bullshit. It was *everyone* who told me I was just in college and all…

Being attracted to Ruby Rose doesn’t make you open-minded or edgy. Being attracted to Ruby Rose makes you a person with functioning eyes.

I’m torn because while I agree with this...in fact I was pretty pissed that I’ve had friends completely erase my bisexuality and make it seem like any time I expressed my interest in women that I was doing it for attention....and now they all seem to be jumping on the “omg look at me questioning my sexuality lolol”…

I know it might make people feel better to think she killed him...but honestly, if you take even a minute to look into Kurt and the type of person he was, and what happened to him in life...you’d see he was a man who has been in pain his whole life. Both mental and physical. It’s noo stretch of the imagination to see…

I don’t like Courtney Love. It’s got nothing to do with Kurt Cobain or anything like that. I just don’t like her (for reasons that need not be gotten into here).

No, that is not at all twerking. Note to certain people who shall not be specifically described or named but know who they are: Moving your butt is not automatically twerking. Bending over is not automatically twerking. Twerking encompasses specific movements. THAT WAS NOT TWERKING.

I’m not 100% sure but 99%, I love you more than my husband.

I have very carefully kept a powderpuff with some pressed powder in my room for over a decade now. Sometimes I just need to smell grandma.

I just cannot deal with this bitch. She is a fucking mess. She gets the Claire Stare.

Reposting, because fuck this noise:

#distractingly sexy

Unless it was necessary

Nephew was not charged with anything. +1 for the police this time around.

I don't know much about pageants, but "Our hair is plumped with moisture from humidity." made me laugh. My hair certainly "plumps" when exposed to humidity, but not into anything attractive.