Ugh, that’s really passive-aggressive.

Iguana pitcher? Made with real iguana head?

OMFG, WUT?! Can you find a link online?

Huh. Do we have the same mother?

What a perfect ‘fuck you!’ How epic was the meltdown after she found out?

Slow cookers are the *shit*
You can pry my slow cooker from my pudgy, well-fed, cold, dead hands.

The butt is totally the black-tie vagina.

Probably Chris Ecclestone.

He sexually abused some other kids with the claw of a hammer during violent hazing in his fraternity. The details are really disturbing.

I shall you send you the bill for the cleaning of one shirt because I choked with laughter and my coffee sprayed/dribbled on it.

The sexual abuse that some poor kids received by his hands during the hazing at his fraternity. It killed it for me. I doubt that this was an isolated incident.

Not in my mind. He’s dead to me. Along with Jon Hamm.

I`ve never read a better definition.

To each her own, I guess. :)

I love Archer. So much.

I just really want to hug you.

I called mine too. Too bad I don’t have one.

Really?

Also, the option to have cereal for dinner never gets old. Never.

I fucking love your user name. Please comment more, even if it is just punctuation.